YES HE IS ONE IN A MILLION I HAVE SPOKEN

The Mentat Piter De Vries from David Lynch’s Dune

Dr. Jonathan Gediman in Alien: Resurrection

But wait, there’s more!

“Honestly…the thermal exhaust port was the least of your issues,” the contractor explains. “See these weird plasma burns cutting straight through all your load-bearing walls?”

Vader tucks his lightsaber under his cape and inches back from the structural damage assessment.

oh god try to look elsewhere

The MCU gets that what summer blockbuster movie-goers really want is a shit-ton of homework

I’m a long time believer in that shitty first draft. It’s like the pain of giving birth, whereas editing it like brushing your kid’s hair

💙💙💙

On trans visibility day, it’s quite a feat for people in Erin’s mentions to tell her to shut up about bolstering trans visibility needs.

it’s cool how much anatomy you can learn just by sleeping wrong past 40

The smiling-est corgi in the whole entire world

:D

My hot take is you can’t be nostalgic about a time you didn’t live in, you just like the aesthetics as a substitute for personality

carrot in the back: reverse cowgirl so that you, a cucumber, can peer longingly into the dip.

The meaning of life— like that’s going to help.

not little or a teapot but a secret third thing you can tip over

A cute picture of a cat with its paw covering a baby’s mouth

cat: ok, we’re getting out of here, I’ve got an escape plan

baby: ok, I’ll tell the dog

cat: no! don’t tell the dog, he’s a snitch

Again, it's interesting to point out that since LLM's stole literally every scifi book and convo ever written, they contain lots and lots and lots of training data about the statistical correlation of words like "AI" and "superhuman genetics" and "spaceship" and "immortality" and "I must scream."

A behind the scenes image from the movie Men in Black showing a man placing a model of the head alien inside it's operating chamber

Please, my son he is very sick

Submarine finds unknown structures beneath Antarctica, then lost contact and disappeared An autonomous submarine named Ran discovers strange structures under the Dotson Ice Shelf in Antarctica, before mysteriously disappearing.

It's not eldritch horrors, it's just the regular global warming horrors.

if you don't feel funny, go watch a bug for a little while and think about how you act

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

My bestie and I agreed that if we're both single in five years, we'll launch an extremely problematic podcast

Sandra Bullock in Variety, with text saying: “Sandra Bullock Supports Al and Says ‘We Have to Make It Our Friend' and ‘Lean Into It': ‘I Do Feel There's a Place For It’”

Guess whose broker just told her how her portfolio’s loaded

Oh shit I am too, but I didn’t know! Tonight is going to rule.

Look harder

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE: two dogs on the ground looking up at the moon, but it’s a giant white cat’s head MY CAPTION: "One day, papa, I WILL destroy the cat-moon."

This is the one, The New Yorker!

Just trying to take a break from the horrors by doing the day to day chores of life while walking that fine line between living in denial and delusion.

Ronald McDonald has never once denounced terrorism

Shout out to people who keep trying to find comedy vehicles for Mark Wahlberg, you are monomaniacally dedicated to your mission without ever letting the faintest breath of empiricism get in your way.

Groups of white people wearing pastel colors make me nervous

I just felt the will slide right out of me in a thick clot of goo.