I saw her interview in French about it on Youtube

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wow. Who else?

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎈 Sean Maguire was born on 18 April 1976. Former EastEnders actor.

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎈 The 10th & 14th Timelord David Tennant was born on 18 April 1971.

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎈 Celebrating her birthday is Frasier actress Jane Leeves. Born on 18 April 1961.

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎈 Actress Hayley Mills was born on 18 April 1946. Has been in showbusiness for over 65 years.

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎈

Sean Maguire is 50 today. Former EastEnders actor.

The 10th & 14th Timelord David Tennant is 55 today.

Celebrating her 65th birthday is Frasier actress Jane Leeves.

Actress Hayley Mills is 80. Has been in showbusiness for over 65 years.

BREAKING: Arizona Rep. Yassamin Ansari has filed six articles of impeachment against Hegseth for demonstrating a “willful disregard” for the Constitution, a willingness to abuse the powers of his office, and reckless endangerment of servicemembers deployed in the Middle East. trib.al/G05B277

Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly, jury rules The DOJ settled, but more than 30 states kept litigating against Ticketmaster anyway.

Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly, jury rules

Oh, wait, that's Dorothy's problem.

#GoldenGirls

Pick Lyle! Pick Lyle!

Rose: So, who's the luckiest girl in the history of the world? Sophia: Well, it wasn't your mother. Rose: Me! I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I finally won a giveaway. And you said I was stupid for entering so many contests. Dorothy: I did? Gee, I find it hard to believe I'd even care. Rose: This makes it all worthwhile. All those endless hours licking stamps, licking envelopes, temporarily losing my ability to taste sweets. Dorothy: Rose, what did you win? Rose: A free prostate check. Who's stupid now? Dorothy: You are.

#GoldenGirls

"Dear Diary,
I may have to re-think my brilliant idea of inviting JD Vance over to campaign for Reform..."

To 'Vance'; verb, to fuck up.

Yup. The only reason Orban is accepting his defeat is that he knows that if he were to attempt to hold onto power by force, he'd wind up as a street ornament.

The White House’s plans to completely annihilate Iran are so haphazard that two different reporters had to tell Vice President Vance to check his phone. trib.al/NBLBXjU

“I do have a message from Steve Witkoff ... uh, I need to read it first before I talk about it."

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore, all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."

Voltaire

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Dorothy: Ma, you want the bed next to the TV, or the one facing the window?

Sophia: I want the bed next to Burt Reynolds.

#GoldenGirls

Dorothy: Father, this is my mother, Sophia Petrillo, my roommate, Blanche Devereaux. Blanche: Hello. Father O'Mara: Blanche Devereaux? I've heard quite a bit about you. Blanche: All good, I hope. Father O'Mara: I'm sorry, I can't reveal things learned in confession. But it's nice to match the name up with a face.

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🚫🇷🇺 Hungarian protesters chanted “Russians go home!” (Ruszkik haza) at Viktor Orbán during a campaign rally, hours after we revealed his foreign minister conspired behind allies' back and even shared EU documents with Sergey Lavrov. The chant echoes the main slogan of the 1956 uprising.

If you don't have the basic ability to condemn explicitly genocidal rhetoric then god damn you. It's not remotely complicated. You are lost in the woods at night.

christians if Christians are right: *burning in a pit of fire*

Iran Deal by Obama:
•0 Americans killed
•0 Iranians killed
•0 bombs dropped
•$0 spent on war

Iran Ceasefire by Trump:
•15 American soldiers killed, ~700 injured
•1900 Iranian civilians killed, 26,000 injured
•$45 BILLION in taxpayer money wasted
•18 countries bombed or involved in war

3/3

The Reform councillor in charge of DOGE at Kent council resigned after saying they had not actually made any savings. Still, they increased council tax by 3.99%, so that's a saving... right?

You grow tomato sauce? Haha
But seriously, looks sounds lovely.

D: Look me in the eye! Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
S: A little.
D: Ma!
S: Blanche made me do it!
D: What, don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
S: Who blabbed?

Blanche: Sophia, I'll bet with a few tips from me, you can have this guy Tony in bed in no time. Sophia: That's good, because that's exactly how much time we have. Dorothy: Now, my mother does not do that. Sophia: Yes, I do. I've just been in dry dock. I'm back now. I'm suited up, Coach. Put me back in the game. Blanche: OK, but you have to listen to everything I say. When I say "jump," you say, "On who?"

#GoldenGirls

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