A black bumper sticker on a white toolbox. Left hand text: FEMTANYL... Right hand text: my bitch ate my homework

New Femtanyl sticker for the toolbox.

My coworkers are all like 5-7 years younger than me and my friends are all like 5-7 years older than me so every day I go from "There is no way you're 30 and look that good" to "lmao ur a baby"

this shit is driving me bananas

NO LONGER THE ONLY QUEER AT MY JOB

I have an irrational love for the Kontio.

They're pink because they're eating strawberry ice cream...

destiny #masseffect #fanart

Coworker started sneezing so I shook a bottle of zyrtec at him and went pspspspsps

A happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. Friendly reminder the founding fathers grew and smoked weed; we should all focus on maintaining the rights to control what goes into your body and what you do with that body.

Also please don’t drive if you partake. Stay home, watch silly things with loved ones.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

Image of a line of boxcars fading into a distant horizon, under a blue and white sky

Image of a stuffed monkey on a table in front of a bookcase with spring light framing the scene through a screen window.

Image of a school bus door framed by green plants. The doors are yellow, the bus is green.

Image of a woman reflected in a car window. She carries the weight of 50 years on her shoulders, but is beginning to embody the idea she can let go of the anger.

Around Portland, OR ; April 2026

finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

i firmly believe that living your life thinking you were made for a specific purpose & seeking nothing out except for that purpose is death of the soul

Revenant sketch:

Anatomical studies of the arm, 1510, by Leonardo da Vinci. He was born on this day in 1452.

doodle of a man in a gasmask holding an ak

lil Artyom doodle because metro announcement

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

I just turned 30 :.)

The members of Femtanyl on stage at Motorco Music Hall

Femtanyl last night was peak.

There's something magical about playing @webeharebrained.bsky.social's Battletech (2018) with the gorgeous planet vistas juxtaposed to @joneverist.bsky.social's soaring music

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

this video is gonna make me throw up

As someone who only figured out who they were at 29 i feel like i lost all of my 20’s to someone who didn’t even want to exist.

I used to survive by disassociating until I couldn’t anymore.

Whilst friends are moving on with their life I feel like mines only just really starting

trust me. I will.

I will never forgive those who brought this on the world. there is no apology they can make. no amends. they showed their face and they'll wear that face until they die. they could cure cancer and they'll still wear that face. they chose this. they gloried in it. they own it.

let her clean your pc #art #maid