The funny thing is that I actually did this (accidentally) because my headphones weren’t connected to my phone whoops

Good morning, happy Thursday! Blast Slayyyter in the office today to scare the straights.

a dog smiling and wearing purple sunglasses

Blasting Kesha’s latest album on loop and absolutely goofin today

No Barbie I meant CUNT

Raquelle did you mean cuntlicious or cunttastic

Woooooof 🥵

YouTube thumbnail of a large white cat with its tongue out titled “Fat, Loud, and VERY Opinionated”

Today’s mood

Obsessedddd

reaching new lows (highs?) of submitting job apps while in the office 🙃

Tophie and Bauhaus in flannels posing outside of a Wawa

Two whole years dating my favorite doofus 🥺 @palmerpink.bsky.social

I need opinions from the little gay people in my phone: what quip or quote do you really wanna see on a shirt that you can never seem to find

“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent

I don’t wanna jinx anything but the interview went so well omg

The nerves are nerving ‼️‼️

I have an interview tomorrow and I’m supposed to hear back about another job by tomorrow afternoon send good vibes

🥵🥵

👨‍🎨👨‍🎨

And I’m so glad I caught ya 🥵

Thanks handsomeeee

I do my best 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Monochrome photo of Bauhaus flexing and posing showing their torso down to their bush

nothing witty i’m just thirst trapping again 🤭

Always 😜

Bauhaus mirror selfie in a cut tank top

I need better weather so I can wear this shirt more

spiral moon, crashout rising

tophie and Bauhaus in a movie theater

seated for There Will Be Blood with the ever gorgeous @bauhaus99.bsky.social 🥰🥰

put me in this position yourself sometime

😈😈😈

You and me both 🤭

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