I hope this wind blows everything away.

Protecting and taking care of neighbors is shoveling snow and not putting out a chair.

I want fleece lined everything. It makes a HUGE difference.

This poor guy has been shoveling snow since the middle of the night. Just back and forth, back and forth, scraping the sidewalk on the same Hopkins block across the street. Can't Hopkins afford a snow plow?

Facebook disabled my account and Atomic Books' account. UUuuggghhhh

Il est Charlie Indignity Vol. 5, No. 165

Indignity Vol. 5, No. 165, THE WORST THING WE READ™: Ezra Klein Chooses a Side www.indignity.net/il-est-charlie/

It's a good thing books don't melt.

MD Deathfest, Artscape, SoWeBo, graduations, and a hundred other events this weekend! It's the Unofficial Start of the Apocalypse.

It's so beautiful today I could puke.

Those first two episodes of the new season of Black Mirror almost made me want to drink the White Lotus Pina Colada.

Is it time for us to take the low road?

Go ahead and risk your life for that parking space.

I spend a good 15 minutes at the start of every new tv show and movie trying to figure out all the things I've seen the actors in before.

I hate wintery mixes.

This is not the vacation I was hoping for.

I hope I get a new gut biome out of this.

I'm going to have PTSD from this food poisoning/norovirus or whatever the fuck this is.

I love how "Greater Hampden" has taken hold for lower Roland Park. When I moved to Baltimore in the 90s, Hampden was called "lower Roland Park" or "JHU area" in real estate listings.

If I ever thought that I had food poisoning before, maybe I never did, because the last 48 hours have been a WILD ride.

Omg, my dawgs is barkin'.

I was going to be snarky about people losing their worlds on Simpsons Tapped Out considering everything going on in the real world. But what is real anymore? It's a time of a lot of loss online. How to process the loss of something that was a part of your life, no matter how silly, every single day?

My skin is so dry from the cold it's going to crack and crumble into dust and fly away.

It says "adult content" here, too. Must be the use of "Pecker".

In a world that's ugly and a lie,
It's hard to even want to try,
And I'm beginning to think,
Baby, you don't know

Sick of all these women over 50 skincare and make-up ads! Get me off this train!

We barely escaped one going into Remington.

This is not the Good Place.

having been, years ago, addicted to the drugs they talk about where after a while you keep using more and more to try to get the same feeling but the same feeling never, ever comes back, I can say with authority that this website is now exactly like that

The key to having fun is not giving a shit.

2024. The year it took 2 to 3 times as long to log into anything.