*points out that gen alpha humor is just a repackaged version of millennial "monkey cheese" random humor that ignores mainstream references and instead opts to lean on turning gen z memes into non sequiturs and everyone gets really mad at me for it*

Wish I didn't know how this feels.

Cross posting between different social media accounts is difficult now because of the bullshit with Twitter API and its obvious that was always part of their plan for making it harder to leave Twitter.

Full disclosure: I think I should be allowed to have whatever flavored tobacco I want and that cars should be seen as shameful and selfish and dangerous (because they are).

(cars kill similar amounts of people and unlike cigarettes, which somehow help you take more breaks at work, but cars encourage pointless commuting and wasting of time)

Cars should be seen as being as dangerous and silly as cigarettes. There should be bans on cars that target children. Stop making big trucks that only appeal to 8 year olds.

*Where are the other

Why are the other divinity poisoned trans girls? Where are the blood drinkers?

I scroll my Twitter TL and everyone is saying unhinged shit that makes my brain tingle, this place is extremely dry in comparison.

I really want this place to replace Twitter but there is very little interesting posting happening for some reason. What is with that?

Thank god for drugs.

I love my puppies so much. You are good puppies.

Screaming and throwing a tantrum inside your own head, completely destroying all the furniture in headspace and covering the walls with blood and hoof marks, but to everyone else it just looks like you're mildly distressed.

I was sneakily posting about a trad (four legged) dog. You got me.

If you've never told a million people that you hate deodorant you haven't fully experienced social media.

Puppy that won't stop chewing on its own ass.

done. ;3

anon:"how is the doe doing"

Brain is bad, don't know what I'm doing, everything is fine I guess.

Understanding only ruins the whimsy.

Now add the inverse.

How many hallways? How many lives? There are infinites that dwarf infinites.

Praying to a smoke alarm with the battery visibly removed.

Nothing matters to N̶̺̯͌͋͠͝O̷̡̩̪̟͛́̔͝T̴̬̜̤͙̏̔̐̕̚H̴̨̻̣͉̍͛̿I̶̬̽͆͋͝Ň̵̫͚͍͒̒̄Ǧ̷̞͙͉͖̌̐ matters pipeline.

Poetic.

anon:"Is there any gift you would like for Christmas, Doe mom?"

I would like some compassion, clarity, maybe a little reverence. :3

Puppy who is tired of every community being an ephemeral thing that only feels "right" for a few years or months before it destroys itself leaving everyone involved more jaded than before and longing for a time that almost happened.

Awww thank you. <3

And they suspended me over it, *shaking my deer head*

I am literally furry twitter's toughest punching bag.

If they ban everyone like me from twitter who will the nazis even throw insults at? Do they even know what they are going for? Doesn't seem like it.