1600 pennsylvania ave ... but that's not in washington?

But you’re writing it and you live in … actually I don’t know where you live.

SEATTLE -Asked baseball writer:

“God, did you hear who won the Super Bowl?”

Baseball writer: “No.”

Me: “Seahawks. Every single Niner tore the hamstrings in their lungs, never even got to the NFC Championship Game.”

Thought he would cry.

The 49ers/A’s banjo man, jammin’ on his banjo for a Cameo.

Friend turned 50 today. Only one place to turn when you’re bummed that you’re not a 49er anymore.

more like Jair Jair Butts

The Nudge Report The Padres win the water wars.

If anybody ever asks you "what's that dude's newsletter all about," this is a decent one to show them pebblehunting.substack.com/p/the-nudge-...

@edsbs.bsky.social probably says more about you than me that I thought "spencer should see jesse jackson's jacked thighs" but also you should be aware of them at least

hittin' 'em where they are

that is an absolutely fucking devastating headline, a real punch to the gut

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` here i go again on my own '' written above her . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` here i go again on my own '' written above her .

I’m only here to offer this gif, featuring at least one person who is very unsurprised by Christopher’s revelation.

you are so lucky that snail didn't fart

we're going to win

The Talking Heads demos, the AIR concert, Roy Ayers, the Coltrane concert ... feels like this is the rare one that I should have paid attention to.

👼🍑

Westworld softball team, first and foremost

i don't really follow the RSD releases (it's the best day of the year for garage sales because all the record nerds are occupied!), but I'm devastated that I'm at the mercy of the secondary market for that Charlie Brown record. I might have actually waited in line for that.

absolute vanity to think our robot deaths will be at the hands of robots who agree that the human body is the perfect killing form. we have tonsils.

when robots take over, they're not going to run like a toddler with a full diaper, they're going to be the size of grains of salt and crawl up our noses to access our neural network, this is all misdirection

screenshot of David Koepp's wikipedia page, with his credits from 1998's Snake Eyes to 2024's Black Bag.

hoping he just let David Koepp cook. pretty clear gap between the quality of his post-Jurassic films with co-writing credits and the ones without. Also, a non-zero chance of Mortdecai With Aliens.

i missed at least an inning of this game because I was trying to think of the best portmanteau. Popoetry? Popetry?

I don't know, "I am God's most special boy, everything that makes me comfortable is good," is probably the first sentence of the syllabus, and it works for so much.

that’s chappy

That explains the visceral hatred I have toward it!

This game has a cocaine and playoff hockey feel, missed that

Dumb sport!

lmao what an idiot

Max Packer, who has a five-inch taint.

When you have a 5-inch vertical

I’m scared that Heliot Ramos and Drew Gilbert are going to hurt each other.

Some organizations send you to the minors. The Angels send you to sleep with the bees.

Throwing out the first pitch of the game