Sacrilege…no way Fr Bob was anything other than a massive fan of the 90s Bulls

20 dingers and gold glove defense pretty much every year works for me

Loose bodies? Enough about my waistline, amirite?!?!?!

Anyway, John Lynch was already getting away with not being a draft expert because the presumption is Kyle Shanahan has final say on that shit.

"The smart pick here would be to take Fernando Mendoza - a star quarterback, former Heisman Trophy winner, and the projected number one overall pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. After transferring from Cal to Indiana in 2025, he led the Hoosiers to an undefeated 16-0 season and their first national title"

Can't wait until we overrun the clock because Claude keeps telling Lynch to pick guys who are already off the board

Anyway, get there an hour or two before you board because what the fuck else are you doing on a travel day that's more important than making your flight?

"Gudtrip: The official device of being atop a nightmare blunt rotation list"

The things everyone famously loves - spending extra money for no reason and waiting in line at customer service. Good call.

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As a two tv in the living room haver:

Alright time to nail this draft

Incredible year of TOC with a worthy winner. Until next year.

[Meredith Brooks singing]
I'm an unc, I've been mogging
I looksmaxx for the blogging
Quirked up white boy with the rizz
How do you do, fellow kids?

All the wrestling posts on here got me thinking about the funniest title for a match on YouTube

Pit bulls superimposed on an x ray to indicate someone has that dog in them.

The fucking stones on Matt Fitzpatrick to rally after that awful last three holes to top world No. 1.

Scottie’s turn

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The last shot though?

Maybe I’m the only American who likes some of those European guys on tour, but I really doubt it

I get it AT the Ryder Cup or PCup or similar. Anywhere else? Fucking stupid.

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Matty Fitz?!?!?!

Why are dudes still chanting USA at Euro Ryder cup guys? They rinsed us twice running and will again at Adare, what are we accomplishing here?

They should make the whole lineup out of Murakami and Montgomery, IMO

Gary Woodland says fuck putting, get paid

Facebook-ass shirt with HOW TO BUNT: 1) DONT 2) HIT A DINGER on it

His ethos:

This Murakami dude for the Sox hits absolute fucking tank jobs, man

MEET THE METS
MEET THE METS
STEP RIGHT UP AND SWEEP THE METS

I’m at the point where I’d rather anyone on the roster be up in that situation except Pete. Great player but he tries too fucking hard. Williams was never gonna throw a pitch in the zone there.

At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software

Moundball contestants this year in absolute shambles

I think they ticketed and arrested Zachariah Branch for smirking at a cop