I’ve lost track the number of times this has happened already

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Well, thanks for the warning and logging off for the evening

I spend a lot of time telling (and singing) to my dog about how chonky she is. She loves it.

I’m just so tired of this

How about its Wario- Oops all brims?

This is gonna be such a mess on a hot day though

That’s going to be immensely popular

They are very committed to the bit. I’ll give them that - except Abreu who didn’t get the memo

Masterful gambit sir.

I want to say he can’t just go in and renovate our house to his personal taste, but I guess he can because who is going to stop him 🤷‍♀️

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Here we go! ❤️

I’m a lightweight in both appetite and alcohol consumption. I’m pretty sure I would have zero problem finishing this over 9 innings.

Solid legal footing right there

Ugh just when I forget about this one, she pops up again.

Sure Jan

Every time I see him, I’m so pissed off I was duped into voting for him.

Totally a winning message right here.

I have been dying for a surprise pool play elimination

What a floof! ❤️

How can you not be romantic about baseball

My husband would be so down with this. He thinks tapas is a scam 😂

Thank you for this, I had no idea! :)

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Rs with less votes overall and a higher mail total. Almost like it’s a secure, universally popular voting option!

He’s crashing out and it’s the middle of the day. This usually happens at like midnight.

One of my faves ❤️

i think a key part of woke 2 needs to be relentlessly mocking TPUSA types for their repeated insistence that they need a safe space where nobody is allowed to criticize their horrible, horrible attempts at music, movies, and literature

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Who could have possibly foreseen such an outcome?