only thing I've learned from this website this week is that I need to step up my AI hating game.

Going to start signing off my posts with "moreover, AI must be destroyed"

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”

Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran

I work one of these jobs and I could do with a bit more romanticism and respect relating to the job. also more money but y'know.

Tomodachi Life: Living the Thursday!

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

What the fuck

This is why you gotta be careful when you're told random statistics.

Google claims the AI summary is right 91% of the time, which sounds impressive until you learn that Google is used an average of 5 trillion times a year, meaning that 450 billion answers it gives out in a year are dead wrong.

Those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it; those who do study history are doomed to imagine future students of history getting to their period and going “oh ho ho ho fuck yeah”

Thursday Ball Z

Guy actually kicked me from the discord server, what a chud

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

The more you love ProPublica, the more reason to not visit their site today.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

"i didn't vote for this"

alex jones et al don’t care about the iranian people, they care about the heartbeat of their grift and they see maga folks souring on trump so that’s why today they are sprinting ahead to seem like oracles which is core to their grift

Is it not more likely that Israel would be the aggressor? They might see the US send off bombs and just go "oh, we can do that now? OK" and just start dropping nukes on anyone who's ever looked at them funny.

definitely could still be worse but I might be having one of the worst days today because on top of all the nuclear existential dread I also have to go to the DMV today.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

What football will look like in the future Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Happy 17776 Immortality Day!

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Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

"what can I do to avoid using chatgpt then?"

YOUR BRAIN
YOUR BRAIN
IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR MEAT SUIT WHEN IT WAS CREATED

YOUR. BRAIN.