i am tweaking

It should honestly be spelled pitza

Here's to hoping!

Although it works

Hey so, uhm. This is a *necessary* PSA:

Saying "Come over on 9/11 and I'll show you a tower that doesn't fall" is not a good pickup line.

Never change

Always card

they ran late on their shipment of The Substance

Shoutout to Acer for making me woke.
(I fell asleep and their discord notifications jolted me awake)

Hot paws at your location! Click here now!

Famous words heard before being shot: "Tee hee! :3"

I have done nothing but listen to Will Wood and create music for the past week.

I have written 4 songs and am in cahoots with my friends to create a music video to one of them.

Is this what bisexuality feels like?

Insanely annoying that the worst part of making music is me.

I don't HIPFIRE. I don't SPRAY N' PRAY. I don't RUN AND GUN. I always AIM DOWN SIGHTS and if I don't see someone approaching I DIE.

🟨

age verification

A Warframe player during a fight with the orowyrm, being the last one alive.

Shoutout to that Warframe player who after all of his team died finished the 1.5h mission themselves while running around like the world was on fire (it was).

I was cheering you on from the afterlife while shouting "Run little soldier, run"

Ah beans

Read the transcript of Prussian police's visit in Marx's house. He is no-ones daddy, he's a bottom.

What do you mean by "it"

Yippieee!

^ Someone who just woke up from a weird dream and is still confused

🍌

Probably selling it somewhere shady

Seeing someone who hold the same incredibly fringe and not talked about opinion as you feels like two dogs who like each other meeting on the street.