Dividing by zero makes more sense than this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciHA...

And get a hotdog

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed theonion.com/regretful-conservative-w...

It's that time

Yea…it’s a souvenir bone. TSA be like wtf

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

I watched the reel of the “influencer” that ordered it. It’s a sliced tomahawk steak with the bone on the side. You then dip the steak in chimichuri sauce. It came with garlic fries as well. Still no way in hell I’d order that even on my own at a restaurant after winning Powerball

I again do not know why, but they’ve re-uploaded Meal & A Match with Mercedes Moné. Go pretend you’re watching it for the first time and tell everyone how groundbreaking it is.
▶️ youtu.be/jO60VWp3RUE?...

They own the Bucks now too. No way they pay that, Doc’s salary, and Giannis

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

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Also: 88 of the largest US corporations paid zero income tax in 2025.”

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Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

Even Kalshi wouldn’t take that bet

@hundreddollarman.bsky.social here’s a gif to explain your future

How Philadelphia's World Cup setup became the envy of fans in New York, Boston, and beyond From private financing to years of behind-the-scenes planning, here's an inside look at what Philadelphia has done right to get ready for its moment on the world stage.

From transit to tailgating to the fan fest, Philadelphia’s World Cup setup has become the envy of fans elsewhere — especially in New York and Boston.

How has the city they love to hate pulled it off?

A look behind the curtain:

www.inquirer.com/soccer/world... via @phillysport.bsky.social

lol…no

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The Philadelphia host committee for this summer’s World Cup has secured an agreement for fans to receive free travel when leaving Lincoln Financial Field via the city’s transit system.

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A real senator would hammer away at an administration that caused 130,000 of their constituents to lose healthcare because they couldn’t afford it. But you hear more from Fetterman and McCormick about affordable bulldozers for Israel than about affordable healthcare for Pennsylvania. Pathetic.