This and some head

The bomb went off

Fuck you’re so right 😭

We must be in sync the way I was this 🤏🏽close to doing this and posting the pizza with the caption “never kys”

Every single time I get fumbled, I get hotter. Thank you, mother universe.

“ive gotten fingered at dees before”

AN ACTUAL ANGEL 😭😍

“Snorting that German ketamine.”

I don’t!! But I need to see it!!!

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Cyndaquil has ALWAYS been my boy

My current DM situation actually feels like I’m actively diffusing a bomb

Pulling a solo double feature alone at the theater after work today and color me excited

Hot girl walks are the only thing keeping me sane

Come over

NEED THAT

Can’t remember the last time I was excited about something and it went my way

2025, the year of “this wasn’t on my bingo card.” Both derogatory and complimentary

Putting on Dracula Flow for my drunk roommate and going to bed like it’s cocomelon for my kids

“spinning the block sexually old testament style”

Had enough tequila in me last night to put down an elephant

The first I ever saw them in concert years ago they introduced themselves by going “we make music for you to make out to. You’re welcome.”

This and some head

Shoutout astigmatism

We also gotta do Nosferatu which is also on the list/pile

You’re absolutely goddamn right king

Watching the 11 Godzilla movies on my physical watch pile so I apologize if I keep saying shit like “I am wrath made flesh” over the next couple of weeks.

Honestly sold

Honestly tempting

Mental health starting to feel like I should ghost all my loved ones and fuck off to a new state