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Posts by Captain Cuervo

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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

4 months ago 14892 2739 396 242

"we are charlie Kirk"

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this is literally never not accurate

5 months ago 20704 5094 101 92

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

5 months ago 16784 3209 239 56

get him out!

h/t @midatlantica.bsky.social

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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

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HBO Max | Feedback

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.

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so when do we get our huge national news cycle about how MAGA needs to turn down the rhetoric because of political violence? we’re waiting

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John Harbaugh: Go Fash/Play Like Ass

John Harbaugh: Go Fash/Play Like Ass

I’ve seen enough

6 months ago 107 24 3 5
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#ReleaseTheCuomoList

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FBI Agents Gordon Cole and Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks

FBI Agents Gordon Cole and Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks

Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.

Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼

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22 runs in the splash zone, had to swim outta the park

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BALTIMORE showing up #nokingsday

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I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.

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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter:

BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

11 months ago 27389 6380 683 476
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Didn't wanna see right field anyway, go O's!

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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

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It wouldn't be a bankruptcy story without CNN failing to point out that the billions in debt Party City owed were entirely the result of private equity.

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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense

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My custom Santander jersey finally came in

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Mr Burns versus Homer with Mr Burns being Elon being backed by newspaper staff and Homer being Flavor Flav being backed by the disparate but friendly groups of Bluesky including Swifties Brazilians the Trans community and depressed fans of Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Mr Burns versus Homer with Mr Burns being Elon being backed by newspaper staff and Homer being Flavor Flav being backed by the disparate but friendly groups of Bluesky including Swifties Brazilians the Trans community and depressed fans of Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Took a stab at updating the old meme

1 year ago 5734 1029 105 82
Bloody hangman

Bloody hangman

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Walz is the ONLY Democrat who has hit the right tone in attacking Trump. Not dismissive, but just constant mocking and belittling

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