Posts by Captain Cuervo
"we are charlie Kirk"
this is literally never not accurate
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
get him out!
h/t @midatlantica.bsky.social
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.
so when do we get our huge national news cycle about how MAGA needs to turn down the rhetoric because of political violence? we’re waiting
John Harbaugh: Go Fash/Play Like Ass
I’ve seen enough
FBI Agents Gordon Cole and Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks
Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
22 runs in the splash zone, had to swim outta the park
I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
Didn't wanna see right field anyway, go O's!
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
It wouldn't be a bankruptcy story without CNN failing to point out that the billions in debt Party City owed were entirely the result of private equity.
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
My custom Santander jersey finally came in
Mr Burns versus Homer with Mr Burns being Elon being backed by newspaper staff and Homer being Flavor Flav being backed by the disparate but friendly groups of Bluesky including Swifties Brazilians the Trans community and depressed fans of Star Trek Deep Space Nine
Took a stab at updating the old meme
Bloody hangman
Walz is the ONLY Democrat who has hit the right tone in attacking Trump. Not dismissive, but just constant mocking and belittling