1. George Lucas is objectively a better filmmaker than JJ Abrams in every instance, facet and measure.
2. Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson, Temuera Morrison, Frank Oz, Ronald Falk, Andy Secombe and Anthony Phelan.
3. lol
Yes! It’s just so dire that they can’t even take an AT-AT and put it in a new environment, it has to be in the snow so the OT tragics are as comfortable as possible
Everything about the Mando movie is mid as shit but in particular they’re clearly so in love with their sauceless unoriginal AT-ATs in the snow thing. Sends me right to sleep. Begging these hacks to find a new idea that isn’t just ripping off George
Someone should tell Obama that the war on Iran will result in a left wing challenger winning a Democratic seat, maybe then he’d speak out against it
It’s very important that everyone see the disgraceful way all the bootlicking imperial vassals (Germany, Australia, UK etc) speak about an entirely unprovoked war of aggression their overlord started for no reason - just repeatedly blaming the victim. Because they’re racist imperialists themselves
Excited for the new Star Trek show to come after this, when every episode someone will turn directly to the camera and lecture the audience about what a great leader Benjamin Netanyahu was
STAR wARS: Grand Moff Tarkin scoffs at a subordinate who thinks they should evacuate. "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
Marvel refusing to move AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY from the same opening weekend as DUN3 is giving this vibe.
The year is 2096. Everyone whose first memory of Star Wars was watching the original film in the cinema is long dead. Lucasfilm is about to release its first Star Wars movie after 2027’s Starfighter. The marketing talks about how it’s just like the original trilogy and uses real practical effects
“Normalize that it’s acceptable to defy the U.S.” oh no don’t threaten me with a good time
As Iran continues to successfully defy the genocidal morons in the imperial core and the economic damage increases, you can be positive that the imperial maniacs will absolutely prefer to drown the world in blood and immiserate everyone rather than admit defeat and humiliation
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
Cold take but the devastation being visited upon Iran is just the latest in a long line of exhibits that if you think American wars are ever “surgical” or that their vicious imperial violence machine can just attack “the regime” or “military targets” you are the mark to end all marks. Grow up
They clearly got eaten by Unicron yes - but then they were all inexplicably alive again next season anyway
Literally every Decepticon guns down center mass ends up either miraculously alright (Soundwave, conehead seekers) or upgraded. It’s such a cheat
I cant even begin to grasp how insane this is...
Thinking you can trick god into starting the rapture early.
Imagine believing in God but also believing hes a gullible dunce that you can pull a fast one on
Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep
Perfidy is a war crime. The US keeps doing it and acting like they’re so clever for figuring out this one neat trick. Insane to take these psychos at their word, ever
Remembering how GI Joe had a Soviet equivalent Joe team they teamed up with. I loved that when I was a kid. Reminded me of WW2. So naive.
Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change
democrats actually love that he didn't get congressional approval because that gives them a fig leaf to pretend to have been against it. they want this to happen and they're stoked they didn't have to put their names on it, and they're gonna ask you for 50 bucks about it
It’s clear that despite the U.S. negotiating in complete bad faith Iran still agreed to a deal, it was ready to be signed and then they attacked anyway. The US is run by Nazis and if you’re picking this moment to concern troll about Irans human rights record or whatever the fuck you are scum
This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.
But since she asked,
"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."
www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...
My “I am not launching an aggressive war tshirt” is prompting a lot of questions answered by this tshirt
Fuck the U.S. and fuck Israel
The kind of babies who soyfaced at the execrableTransformers Rise of the Beasts and its GI Joe crossover tease currently workshopping the best Landis apologetics they can think of
At some point Disney managed to incept them into believing that not liking Disney product meant you were a bad person. It’s wild
Important facet of this is that the Venn diagram of TROS apologists and MCU capeshit apologists is a circle. Exact same people, comes from the exact same space (ie loyalty to Disney as a brand above all else)
I’m sure TROS apologists will quickly bundle me in as an overall sequel hater to make some kind of fake political aspersions. Nope only lost the 5 stars because TROS is so terrible it retroactively hurt the movie. Which #TheHuntForBenSolo can restore to its greatness again.
The prequels were made by the creator of Star Wars. Good or bad they’re the artistic vision of an artist. Rise of Skywalker was made by Bob Iger. A soulless capitalist robot who gave Disney money to a genocide state and made it with the intention of capitulating to the Nazi incel side of fandom.