a demon once laughed at me and i started playing the drums stupidly good

smoked that weed now my ass in byrgenwerth

i think it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

get you a man who's 3'6"

i promise thee a thousand years of peter parker

unburden

it do hurt but we ball

i'm intersex and know everything about the han dynasty, and i vote

showing every car salesperson fargo so they can quit their jobs and save their souls

collection is coming along nicely

the backrooms are just normal to me

i hate this school, my principal looks like an italian mob boss always smoking cigars, this one kid won't stop fighting the vending machine cussing at it, and all my classmates are stupid and one is always on fire for some reason

don't ask me how i accidentally butt dialed a university in japan and left them a voicemail of me calling my orange cat handome

bro i just want for you to love your life

you have won the pot of jack!

ok thank you!!

i only have one :(

ok chat how do i unshit my pants?

you stupid idiot, you deserve love, you fucking moron

i was at the alaskan wilderness in april 1992

a wallflower once told me we deserve better

i love you so much

one night i'll fix everything

i can be your leftovers

apollo flaying marsyas

some of y'all

as a flambouyant vampire this is the coffin i keep in my room

babe