He's been absolutely fucking trounced there. Fantastic read 👍

Happy birthday Neve, have a boss day kiddo! 🎉🎉 💙

It's a scientific fact that Everton can only play competitive football for 37.2% of a 90 minute football match

I don't care if you get a reputation for only having 1 set of clothes to your name, if it works, you keep doing it! 😂💙

We'd be 2-0 up if we had someone besides Michael Keane who knew what to do in the opposition area

@ticketmasteruk.bsky.social and the other websites need to sort themselves out. 350 people in the queue before me for Peter Kay, and it's sold out when I get to have a try for tickets in a 10,000 seat arena?

Fuck off.

@tonycampari.bsky.social will your plethora of alter egos be joining us on here, or are you going to try and behave in a civilised manner for a while?

Deffo a good topic for the next season of Dixie Discusses, this 👍

Had to give it a go, couldn't stay in that cesspit much longer 💙

Only underrated by people who thought Niall Quinn was the pinnacle of football....