CONFESS ALREADY YOU STUPID CUNT

update it got 10x worse today i need to be rawed until I can’t walk anymore

i hate doing kitchen work bc it makes my hand and wrist and arm way too sore to jerk it so i just have to think about nico robin tearing my shit asunder and be happy with that

coming home utterly exhausted of all this bullshit im ready to be fucked all night by my fictional wife instead of sleeping

Sketch of Noi and Nikaido from Dorohedoro laying about nude after a fight.

They’re always finding new ways to spar #dorohedoro #noikaido

*thinks about a woman using “ore” and gets so hard i almost black out* wwuh?

I DIDNT GET TO DRAW ANYTHING FOR MACRO MARCH FUUUUCK

you have such a beautiful mind

literally just seeing her fingers like this makes me almost black out

i think if i have to see one more of the copy paste daddy dom post again im going to skin myself alive

tempted to make a nsfw tumblr just because the state of horny text posts on there is absolutely fucking dire yall need some help

its literally like if your bombshell girlfriend got stuck in a crystal for eternity. like who put you in there

im here

I had this idea out of spite forever ago and every time I see some stupid bullshit it just flourishes more and more in my mind like a beautiful flower

thinking about this idea ive had where ash is in a damsel in distress type situation. and i love "rescuing someone as foreplay" so robin not only gets a win after tearing through a bunch of fuckin dudes but also she gets to spend the rest of the night blowing out ash's back until they're sore

IM GLAD YOU KNEW THIS WAS ABOUT MY TUMBLR RANT IM STILL SO FUCKING MADDD I GOT SO MAD I HAD TO RETREAT TO MY NSFW ACCOUNT

AND im gonna make them cum so hard they white out

i really do get so possessive, not in a jealous way but whenever i see people mistreat my favs or do them dirty im like no fuck you. they're mine now. im going to do them justice because apparently you can't

oh man that also recently happened to me the other week, it sucks so bad. I really hate making people uncomfortable and sometimes i selfishly wish i knew what i did wrong. but i get why people keep it down low

not really the pillow princess type but three 12 hours shifts after being sedentary for over a year really has me feeling that way rn

holy fuck is it actually that expensive??? what the fuck…

i need her to jerk me off while whispering in my ear

characters having bad sex can be 1 million times more interesting than smooth, practiced, porn-adjacent sex. injuries, fumbling, nobody cums, embarassing noises, its all great

you dumb bitch why cant you just get horny over normal stuff like sex

cant hornypost bc i havent been eloquent enough all week to properly post cuz im insane

not to mention that those are her weapons of choice. and they are so overwhelmingly soft and gentle and feeling

ive been trying to find the words for vocalizing this thought ive had

that the gentleness robin has with her touch isn’t out of kindness or because of some weird display of “femininity” but because it is just so much more intense than if she was rough

i like when she teases like that

finally employed we gooning all night tonight!!!

I HATE WHEN I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET UNBEARABLY HORNY FOR NO REASON AND I CANT DO ANYTHING TO FIX IT

i love hearing that this sounds romantic because it is like 100% me being a whore and fetishizing her hands 😭