NO ONE GOT IT???

the most painfully easy final jeopardy clue of all time today

well now I have to find out what this means

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

fascinating that microsoft copilot doesn't show its face in my task bar til half way through the day. I think it is ashamed to be forced on everyone

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

First saw this story over on Threads, and people really, really, really did not like anyone correcting misinformation about their misreading of the story. We seem to be moving to some sort of post-reality where people just want fake stories that reinforce their beliefs.

its been frustrating to see this spreading around and not seeing any rational response to what people are saying about it. I'm sure as hell not putting myself in those comment sections

i call it going "depeche mode" when i start acting like joe pesci

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Fuck it we’ll do it dead

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

We must carry His spirit. It is time

important to remember when you see a psychotic collection of bumper stickers that you are also sharing the road with a lot of 16 year olds

pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

There's a war on for your mind.

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the only people who ever bring up 4/20 anymore are people who hate the stereotypical stoners from their youth, and my local dispensary

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

nobody from pelican town implicated in the epstein files but unfortunately the governor will not be coming to the luau this year

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

A public trash receptacle with the words BLOW JOB graffiti-ed on it

guerrilla marketing

raccoin

they really got my dumbass out here playing a roguelike coin pusher

person from the year 2000 trying to scare someone from the 80s: in the future tv will have 700 channels and nothing will be on

person from 2020 trying to scare someone from the 2000s: in the future there will be infinitely many channels and everything will be on

bodycam footage of flashing super mario with pupils dilated, loud hectic beeping music coming out of his torso. he touches cop and the cop evaporate into ash