Making another cry for help while i can on this app cause we're still banned access in this state so here's a post before the mods wake up please save me from twitter tysm okay bye
Posts by Professional Hateress
Really oughta go through my twitter bookmarks cause the backlog i have of art, political tweets, and muscle chub bears is getting ridiculous
Oh! Am i back?
Nibbled a bit
May have to shift more to bluesky as my scrolling app of choice cause Twitter got fully infested with AI to the point where it's almost unavoidable... hate the idea of abandoning ship but i do not want that nasty shit around me 🤢
A low quality photo of a dolphin staring in a window with reflective red eyes
Forcing myself to be Productive™
No doubt some people on the road go way too damn fast but some people go obnoxiously slow or at the speed limit... the only point being proven is that the speed limit is dogshit and so are you, speed up or get out the way
Most of the qrts are saying you should speed more and the others are agreeing.... i'm with the speeders i fear which means Hell has frozen over... i'm sorry i need those extra 2 minutes
Screenshot of a quote retweet on twitter. The original tweet is "Have y'all ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????" along with a reaction picture of Monique squinting questionably in an orange dress. The quote retweet says "Defensive Driving teaches you that on average, speeding only gets you to your destination 1-2 minutes sooner. Not worth it."
We need to invest more in public transportation cause i do not want to share the road with these people
I was just thinking to myself this morning that of all fandoms, the Super Mario doesn't need to be that serious cause it's ridiculous but a bunch of raggedy broke bitches on twitter called Daisy ugly and now i'm about 0.5 seconds away from telling people to kill themselves :/
It's been a year and i still think this is my cuntiest edit 😌💅🏾
There's no bookmarks or some kind of private vault on this site so i may have to do the manual work of saving links to some other place... Bluesky works hard but a heathen (me) works harder
I hope my twitter oomfies can sense it's me over here and follow me back, idk if i have a brand or vibe they can sense but i hope they feel me through the screen
I just remembered likes are public here again before i start liking furry & bara art and other gay shit and ruining mine and everyone else's tl 🤦🏾
A still from the Tom & Jerry cartoon that shows Jerry the mouse from behind, sticking his butt out with his arms above his head.
Okay Bluesky now let's get in formation