Weird is what makes the world wonderful.

We all have days like this

The Batman -Joker- They're coming to take me away YouTube video by zaiharley

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I think the easiest way to correctly and consistently describe the weather in the Pacific Northwest is simply: Partly cloudy with a chance of nonsense.

I am background noise in every possible universe.

Rafiki, from The Lion King, in a zen pose. The text reads: "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance. People are far more stupid than they are evil."

I used to believe this was true. But now, I see more evil in people in what they're willing to tolerate to preserve their own comfort.

The #BanalityOfEvil is rooted in wilful ignorance and an absence of empathy

A Black Cat sitting inside a stool's legs in the sunlight

Are we all not captives in prisons of our own making?

Someone needs to write a love story about an emergent AI and a non-binary programmer.

MAGA is just Stockholm syndrome for people who don’t know where Stockholm is.

If you really want to level up, get him to blush.

Manifest Reality®

This is a millennials anthems #animation #short #memes YouTube video by Toki The Tooth Official

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i feel like every time a Trump employee quits, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed. -- Frankie on Twitter

Or is fired.

If you don't grow up by the time you turn 60, you don't have to. #TheRules

Clearly, nothing was ever popular until #TechBros "discover" it.

I hope its not bad. #FeelBetter

@tylerhower.bsky.social

You can't be a partner to progress if you alienate your allies.

Trump has denied most disaster aid requests from Democratic-led states.

ProTip: The Best Adventures Always Start With A Safety Briefing.

“It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.”
― Voltaire

China’s deep-sea mining fleet may also track US submarines A Mongabay and CNN investigation found the eight Chinese state-owned ships that conduct deep-sea mining research in China’s mining areas allocated by the International Seabed Authority (ISA) actually ...

„Mongabay and CNN tracked eight Chinese research ships that have undertaken deep-sea mining exploratory missions over the past five years. In that period, the ships spent just around 6% of their total open water time in or near areas reserved by Chinese companies for deep-sea mining exploration.“

The bigger the hair, the closer to #Jesus

It's time to burn the incense It's time to slay the sheep It's time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep. It's time to raze existence it's time to banish light It's time to call the void in, On the Muppet Show tonight.

Flow diagram. Starting with a Liberal idealology, getting mugged, becoming conservative, until medical bills return you to being liberal. But starting a business will make you libertarian, until you get fired, and become a liberal again, or have kids, which will make you conservative. But when you're a conservative who gets arrested, you become libertarian again.

We can thank Pam Bondi for her efforts in Florida in 2000 that gave us Bush over Gore.

Once You Master the Art of Sincerity®, Everything Else Is Easier™

May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies,
quick to make friends,
But rich or poor, quick or slow,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward.

Go raibh tú daibhir i mí-áidh. Agus saibhir i mbeannachtaí. Go mall ag déanamh namhaid, go luath a déanamh carad, Ach saibhir nó daibhir, go mall nó go luath, Nach raibh ach áthas agat Ón lá seo amach.

Do you think your time would be better spent just imagining them?