Trump has denied most disaster aid requests from Democratic-led states.

ProTip: The Best Adventures Always Start With A Safety Briefing.

“It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.”
― Voltaire

China’s deep-sea mining fleet may also track US submarines A Mongabay and CNN investigation found the eight Chinese state-owned ships that conduct deep-sea mining research in China’s mining areas allocated by the International Seabed Authority (ISA) actually ...

„Mongabay and CNN tracked eight Chinese research ships that have undertaken deep-sea mining exploratory missions over the past five years. In that period, the ships spent just around 6% of their total open water time in or near areas reserved by Chinese companies for deep-sea mining exploration.“

The bigger the hair, the closer to #Jesus

It's time to burn the incense It's time to slay the sheep It's time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep. It's time to raze existence it's time to banish light It's time to call the void in, On the Muppet Show tonight.

Flow diagram. Starting with a Liberal idealology, getting mugged, becoming conservative, until medical bills return you to being liberal. But starting a business will make you libertarian, until you get fired, and become a liberal again, or have kids, which will make you conservative. But when you're a conservative who gets arrested, you become libertarian again.

We can thank Pam Bondi for her efforts in Florida in 2000 that gave us Bush over Gore.

Once You Master the Art of Sincerity®, Everything Else Is Easier™

May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies,
quick to make friends,
But rich or poor, quick or slow,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward.

Go raibh tú daibhir i mí-áidh. Agus saibhir i mbeannachtaí. Go mall ag déanamh namhaid, go luath a déanamh carad, Ach saibhir nó daibhir, go mall nó go luath, Nach raibh ach áthas agat Ón lá seo amach.

Do you think your time would be better spent just imagining them?

Sweat is just your fat crying.

Void in Rainbow

Me at Kilauea watching eruption cycle 43.

Got to see eruption cycle 43 this past week @ Kilauea on the Big Island. Very cool. Record high fountaining for this cycle > 1700 ft.

Happy #BonusTime

Danger! The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.

"I wanna be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the fuck up"

It's tough trying to reconcile "being mysterious" with "being compelled to explain why".

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

"A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”

"I like you enough to not dwell on the negative qualities of your personality, even though sometimes I want to set you on fire."

- me, allegedly

I wonder if Lavender is the best possible weapon in the war on toxic masculinity due to its estrogenic properties.

#ScentedCandles

Isn't "Class" usually defined by the group I'm not a part of and I'm just supposed to go along with their labels and hierarchy because they know better / are better?

What did Pennywise ever do to you?

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

A fluffy white Wheaten terrier in her bed on my bed in the foreground with a black, formerly feral, cat in the background.

Fair is fair.

But it invokes FEAR!™ Which is the most important commodity in the media economy.

It was dreaming it was out of ink.

Is there a word limit?