Only way is to get you bigger so you can be rolled

Squeaking like a balloon 🎈 #inflation

Boutta make me act up 🥴

All 4 at once and your belly takes a screenshot

Thank you! :D

Just completed my 27th orbit around the sun! Had a good weekend. Got some heavy almost-spring cleaning done and now my place has been overhauled. I may have an opportunity to do better videos in the near future 👀

Shirt didn't stand a chance

Home from work. I may be smaller but I am so plush and jiggly (wide too)

I hope you all enjoyed the last saline marathon! If you want to help me keep doing what I'm doing, here's my Kofi. Anything sent here will go towards future infusions - saline and N2O alike.

a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this '' ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''

Me after filling myself with 16 litres of saline...

Just realized my DMs were set to people I follow 💀 Oops my bad

Just woke up. I'm a lot softer now but still super heavy.

Aaaand WE DID IT! 16L marathon, the main stretch is complete and my new personal record has been set. Now, I'm going to rest up and see how this settles.

Oops forgot to post 14L

Trueeee. Basses are bombs in my eyes.

String snaps scare me so much. My roommate has a cello and I don't dare touch a tuning key on it for fear of overtightening and having a string cut my arm off

Yeah, embouchure can only correct for so much. The slides are also all stuck pretty bad and the valves need some oiling.

It still works thankfully but to sound good it'll need some TLC.

Same with me and a tuba. I have one but it's so beat up. I rescued it from my high school when I left. It's just I don't have car-loan money to get it refurbished

12L! Record surpassed and about to be surpassed again. I'm the smallest I'm going to be for the rest of the night.

Finally hit 10L! Anything past this is a new record. Onwards to 12

7 hours later! Let's keep going now...

Here we are at 8 litres! Going to rest up and let this settle. After that we keep going.

And that's just the first fill. After this all settles more I'm pushing to 16L

6L now!