And fucks off to Cabo every time a weather event hits his state.

I briefly flirted with becoming Catholic in college, and my best friend (Italian Catholic whose father trained be a priest and now teaches theology at the college level) said “Don’t do it. Rob, we’re the Las Vegas of religions. We have costumes and incense flying around.”

This just made me so insanely happy 😊

somebody deserves a raise

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There HAS to be trials and ample jail time all the way up the ladder. Otherwise, the Constitution and the laws of our country mean nothing. No one wants to hear "the optics are bad prosecuting former president"...wait until you see the optics if you don't.

James Brown. I know, right?!

Link from the Zelda game series rendered in a cartoonish flat style. Link is a blonde child in a green cap and tunic, holding a sparkling wand.

The “toon” design of some of the Zelda games is the superior look/design for the series.

Tough but fair. The part where I reenact Goofy’s wife leaving him can go on a little long.

The Hannah Montana special should have had me on as a guest to talk about having to stock a ton of HM merch when I worked at Big Lots!. Then I could do my 7 minute set about A Goofy Movie.

Dan Pelosi’s Bright Green Chicken Meatballs

Most-requested-song-on-the-Dr. Demento-show ass headline

LETS DO IT! THEATRE! 🎭 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏛️🏺

I had the good fortune of meeting Leonard Nimoy sometime in the late 1990s and he was so nice and very, very handsome. A wonderful talent.

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Constantine.

Have you ever caught a glimpse of your reflection in a window and thought “That glass is distorting my image.” And then later you look in a mirror and go “Hm. No, that’s just what I look like.”?

Me nether.

Me: *Slides my headshot across the table of the Draft Board* “I’d like to be placed with the Theatre battalion, please.”

Zombeavers was better than I thought it would be.

If you want the video store experience, go to your local library. Except you won’t get surley treatment, because library workers aren’t allowed to critique your taste.

Sometimes I get frustrated with our library patrons, then I remember that some day, I too may fall out of a time-rip and stumble dazed into a public library and need help printing something.

Thread of videos I've found on Tumblr, starting with the actual American Citizenship Test:

Quit wasting our healthcare and education money on this bullshit.

Another tangentially related thing…Look, I know that Dean Cain is a piece of shit…Lois and Clark is great. He was a great Superman as much as I hate to admit it, given his current…everything. That first season of Lois & Clark is thoughtful and very much in line with Superman as a character. 6/

He can and HAS!

Tangentially related, why we don’t have a Catwoman show based on Darwyn Cooke’s vision of the character is a mystery. A nondescript 1960s heist series featuring super beings and criminals? Fahgetaboutit!

The Batman Arkham video games have outstayed their welcome. The first two are great, but it’s diminishing returns. If you want to make a great DC comics game, do a Superman game based on the Fleischer cartoons of the 30s OR give us another Batman the Animated Series game. 5/

The tumbler from Batman Begins or any rank iteration of the Batmobile is dumb! Batman ‘89 and Batman TAS are the best Batmobiles. I don’t care if it’s functional. It looks cool and is about a man who dresses up like a bat fighting a man who dresses up like a clown. 4/

This is more of a tiktok hot take but the best place to start with Batman if you’ve not read any of the comics is Batman Black & White. Not Court of Owls, not Dark Knight Returns- BATMAN BLACK & WHITE! 3/

The same goes for The Joker (who should actually be benched as a character for 10 years). The Joker can not just be a serial killer clown. Thats a bummer. He has to be fun and drive a helicopter with his face on it or turn fish into joker fish. 2/

It’s the weekend and I’ve had a few, so now you all have to hear my thoughts on Batman.

If Batman is too realistic, he’s a cop and isn’t fun anymore.

Things like the giant penny in the Batcave, and him teaming up with Detective Chimp are good, actually. 1/