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Posts by Formerly Captain Chaos, over in hell
Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.
I did not know Epstein on a boat
I did not know Epstein with a goat
I did not know Epstein in the air
I did not know him anywhere!
THE QUOTES AND REPLIES
I’m sure Kalshi or polymarket has it
Where can I bet on which US official pulled the halberd off the wall?
Poland is planning to jail all the elites in Epstein files.
They have started a task force to analyse the Epstein files as they don't trust the way the Americans have handled them.
So ICE is gonna harass air travelers, and Markwhythefuckareyounamedthatway Mullin gets the smoke for this.
Should we fire up the head of lettuce?
By 10 am eastern tomorrow there will be video of these assholes stealing someone's laptop at the very least.
Chucklefuck Schumer is distracting you from the fact he's doing fuck-all to stop Trump.
I hope you lose your job and end up poor.
Is that RFK Jr?
Don’t suggest FUCKING DO IT!!! JESUS FUCK STOP WITH DACORUM AND DOOOOO ITTTT!!!
Spread this dear ones:
"Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week.
Let's get this to TREND!
Answered that for you
This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes
In 2016, Javy Baez hit a go ahead homer in the NLDS that when I was working outside I could hear every bar in a 3 mile radius.
It will make that small in comparison.
Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
Lol fair
I agree 10000 percent but miller (who’s really running the show) is gone with couch fucker in charge. It’ll still be absolute shit but slightly safer for us all
This is f—king real.
What a pathetic scumbag of a president.
Every morning I wake up hopeful for that WGN alert saying “rushed to Walter reed”
This is incredibly irresponsible journalism. You cannot write this headline without acknowledging all the times Elon Musk has promised to pay for things, then didn't.
Let's take a stroll down memory lane. 🧵
God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes god super mad.
Also of note, 90% of the reporters I worked with were left leaning but were so ethical they often overcorrected in their reporting to ensure there was no bias. Meanwhile the owners were conservative shitbags who tried to run editorials like "Why can't cops use lethal force on the homeless?"
When It Happens, no one will need to call you.
You'll just feel the deafening roar of cheers shaking your house like an Air Force flyover that never ends.
I'M WHITE, I'M ENTITLED