This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
My condolences
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
Oooooooh! The trust belly!
Ah yes, the SHARP act of 79.
It's the exact blend of ridiculous and dead on I want.
That's with her nails literally just trimmed. She's the sharpest cat I have ever met.
A small grey tabby cat in a lap showing murder mittens and slight airplane ears in Displeasure at the lap they are on shifting
No, human, we do not move when I am cuddling. #catsofbluesky
I will miss Raul Julia. But also, fuck yes this looks ridiculous and excellent.
What's the elevator pitch and whose playing? (The latter being everything from a vibe check for unknowns to there being some people I'd play absolutely anything with)
Peak orange potato
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
A 2 inch shield made of metal with a makers mark emblazoned on the front. It's on a brown paper background
A 2 inch shield made of metal from the back, a center grip visible. It's on a brown paper background
One fabulous resilience charm from @theuglymachine.bsky.social arrived today and I am chuffed. It even has a grip in case it needs to be used for literal defense!
At this point, just go get a boat drink.
And the attendees singing along to sweet Caroline is also nice
This.
Shame, that boat drink doesn't drink itself.
I had gerbils for a bit as a child. Can confirm, the adorable little cannibal bastards are Chaos spawn and would make excellent weapons.
Jesus, take the wheel, I need to go scream into the void.
Them: Joe reported another issue, is this something to review before release to production?
Me: I don't know what issue you or Joe are referring to.
Them: Yes.
Those are very definitely words...
We built the interstates! We could totally scale up, even if only major hubs. And my metro area should not be utterly lacking in public transport options. *Flails like a Muppet on this hill*
Japan's train and subway system radicalized me when I visited as an American. I will die mad we don't have an even half as functional system.
Just make everyone submit the alt text with their entry. Outsource spoons!
Thank you for herding all these cats. The comps have been absolutely fabulous for inspiration and positive joy around the hobby. All the Nerdlings are just great!
A male dwarf with mostly bare upper torso, bald head, and long brown mustache and beard. He holds a hand axe in his left hand.
Dwarf barbarian for our Oops All Melee! Wrath of the Righteous #pathfinder campaign. @wizkids.bsky.social's mini I think. #Nerdlings
I am somehow always surprised by the sheer number of designers who have never met an actual user. Or so I assume from their shite designs.
I shuddered in horror at the thought of trying to do that myself. Somethings are worth paying for
Ah, one of the best kinds of aunties
...how can you ever manage to leave without mortally offending an auntie?