Ah. Right. The alternate me that — nevermind.

Let's start keeping more secrets.

Didn't know they let pets go to college. Is this before or after the mange?

Do you see a doctor or do you have to go to the vets? That's actually not even a dig by this point, but more so genuine curiousity. Do they make you wear a cone?

Maybe in your IQ score..

Are you five..?

Do not pull him out of the water! So help me..!

Richard.

Leave him alone???

I'm going to get grays, oh my god..

......

Richard.

// IM CRYING

Don't call Garth fish boy, he has a name. And I'm not — yearning. We're friends. Good friends who have known eachother for ages. We've had our ups and downs, but he's a good man. I trust him with my life..

Stop saying I fumble ladies..!

// HELP THE IRL TWINKS ARE COMING

Okay, it's—

Don't call it that...!

Where are you getting your information!? This is complete slander first of all.

I'm not gay.. I haven't— I mean I would— I just am not...

I don't fumble ladies, things just don't work out..

We could definitely start talking about anything else right now, and not thinking about any of the words you just said...

Gaya—?!

Okay, I am not a fumbler, first off. I've just had some unfortunate circumstances... It happens to anyone.

No, that's not a —

Why are you looking—
Do you mind, actually? Eyes are up here, bud.

spooky❥

pyro, distressed: DONT TOUCH MY DICK

What.. the hell???

.....

Wh—

What does that mean..?

That's not..Man-bat?

𝘊𝘢𝘬𝘦..

Figured I'd order a few pizzas, some burgers, and then.... dessert.

I have a present for Wally.

Later.

Still thinking about Mrs. Habberknacker..

// MRS HABBERKNACKER IS SO IMPORTANT TO HIS CHARACTER NOW

ITS BEEN 16 YEARS.

HE'LL NEVER FORGET.

I definitely don't need to put myself in any weird relationships. Maybe if something happens, sure.

But I'd hate to end up in something without thinking too much on it. Not looking to become bitter from a failed love life.

And end up like my old teacher....

Mrs. Habberknacker.

I think the world will still spin if I'm not kissing someone.

So far it's been fine?