Here's your feedback: fuck off.

nice

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, Serif

Cofuckingsigned. I've been recommending Affinity as an Adobe-killer for YEARS! Boy, I sure won't be doing that anymore!

a screenshot of affinity photo, designer, and publisher installers for mac and windows

canva/serif buried it in the footer, but you can still sign in and grab the downloads for V2. worth doing it and backing them up if you don't like the look of the new free affinity app imo

store.serif.com/en-gb/sign-in/

How TF to Bake, Pt. 1 by Beefgnawpolis The first in a series of zines to show you how to get ready to scratch bake.

Hi! I've been busy and also this site is bad on the doomscrolling front so I don't come here much these days. But I made this and you might like it. (advisory: I say "fuck" sometimes)

#zines #baking

Begone, prompt jockey.

How to Fan, Lesson 1: don't fucking do this

Get bonked

The true horror hear is that you know the real estate agent tried to talk them out of those photos and failed.

Huh. Yeah, they could have cleaned up the yard a little, maybe slapped a coat of paint on, but it's not THAT cree...

....oh.

"AI assisted" fuck off, bot.

fuck them durians

A SKELTON MAD AND IT SAY,S "I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A WEBP IS JUST GIVE ME A JPG MOTHER FUCKER " FUCK AVIF, FUCK WEBP, FUCK WEBM, STOP INVENTING NEW FILE TYPES, THE MORE WE INVENT THE WORSE EVERY THING GET'S, THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK WEBP!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

The haunting melody of his people...

ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net

my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).

ohhhhhh god I loved that stuff. In small quantities. With a glass of water on the side. Who are these maniacs who thought 6 ounces of this shit wasn't enough!?

new substory idea just dropped

A screenshot of the bottom of an Onion skeet revealing the headline "Search For Missing Child Drags On To Fourth Boring Day", followed by a skeet from Jessica summoning The Louvre of Bluesky to the thread, followed by The Louvre of Bluesky replying, simply and ominously: "Jesus"

@thelouvreof.bsky.social seeing this in my feed feels like being handed a stick, blindfolded, spun around thrice, and told I have a 50/50 shot at hitting either a piñata full of full size Milky Ways or a murder hornet nest

Don't do this. Don't do this to me today.

Begone, prompt jockey.

Holy shit. OK, turbo fuck Substack then.

Yes. That's... that's right. That's, uh. [quickly closes "how to hotwire a monster truck" search results tab] very very unlikely to occur.

As a wee tot I was terrified of any and all Loud Noises so I had a love/hate relationship with Farrell's and the sirens and bells and other Loud Noises that would go off when someone had a birthday or whatever it was.

There are vanishingly few places for adults to sell works of art to adults online thanks to the christofascist policies of payment processors deciding what is allowed. Artists are watching their entire income and livelihoods disappear overnight. Please help us and sign.

i worked with our director RJ to put together a web page compiling phone numbers, emails, and petitions where you can make your voice heard - protect queer artists and sex workers and tell payment processing companies to end their awful policies harming safe spaces for creative art

Wait, last I heard it was just the paid ones, now you're saying ALL of it's been deindexed? You're not even hiding behind "sorry, the payment processors made us do it" anymore, huh?

It's giving "youth pastor whose browser history just leaked"

In related news, I learned the difference between a "speed bump" and a "speed hump."