Group photo 📸

"Can't hang with us 5-on-5"

I would curse the refs, but how these things tend to go that’s going to end up hurting the Stars more than not.

How much do Etsy witches cost?

I have a Folingo to curse.

#TexasHockey

Wow, these Pens jerseys are so yellow™

Ooooh 👀 that sounds really good!!

American adverts are baffling to me.

Image: inside and outside of a sock crocheted (?) with an image of a puffin face. On outside of sock: "how people see the work of writers and artists" On messy-with-threads inside of sock: "how writers and artists see their own work"

@ dallas stars

Tbh, I feel like this would fix me

I am once again asking the Dallas Stars to remember that Bill Gurrien doesn't deserve nice things and that they need to win tonight for my sanity.

The honest reason why my train was late: too many people getting on the train.

I need the Dallas Stars to remember that Bill Gurrien doesn't deserve anything nice.

oh, so not being able to watch tonight was a good thing? 😬

Part of me desperately wants the stars to win tonight, the other part can’t remember the last series we won after wining the first game 😬

Rude for the Dallas Stars to have an early game this evening but I can’t watch because my hotel doesn’t have secure WiFi.

This is 100% just vibes, but it really felt like far more games went to OT this season.

PPG pls 🙏

The premise may have been wrong but personally I feel like that made it better 😂

(I have just googled what you guys call toad in the hole and I had no idea they would be *so* different!!)

toad-in-the-holed 😂😂😂😂😂 we usually reach for eggs for inanimate objects and milkshakes for people, but now I want to see people throwing toad-in-the-hole at buildings.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

okay, that was funny as fuck 😂

Of course it's a first career goal.

My internet cut out for 10 minutes just as the puck dropped and I think it's trying to tell me something.

:blueeyes: is right 😭😭😭

Sometimes I go "Wild fans can't be as bad as I think they are", and then they post online. (He doubled down.)

(This was about Otter looking sharp this evening, and I am 110% superstitious about cursing shut outs lol)