LA GIRL I MISSED U

Not because I always win. I just never lose

See u soon Los Angeles

The jaws of defeat hate to see me coming

Unfortunately I was born to flex

I tried to pick a better pfp…but I didn’t try *that* hard, yk?

Another day of living a life more beautiful than I ever could have dreamed for myself 🥰🥰🥰

Doing my doomscrolling in the sun on the porch today so at least it’s self-care

We h8 green curry

The kids are still making pop punk? I love to hear it

I will truly never get tired of being at gaming events for work. I love it so much.

Imagine spending $26M to lose and finding out you did that on April Fools Day xDDDDDD

Everything feels so 2015 today

Quite honestly any time anyone starts an opinion with “am I the only one who…” I just rage black out automatically. Yeah there are 8 (?) billion people on earth, I’m sure you’re the only one who has EVER had this specific opinion on something, you main character you.

Someone mentioned Plants vs Zombies and I’ve been playing back through and it’s still so fun

LinkedIn is a cesspool and every expression there is against my will 😤😤😤

Levi can walk now 🥹

Can’t wait to swim in lakes all summer. Going to give the curly hair a moment (or a few months)

Mom is really tired

Thank you for everything you did to make it so special 💓💓💓

Worst first day of March madness in easily a decade

I’m pretty sure Instagram is down?

Some Florida fit pics

Significantly more unhinged 🤝

RECENTLY

Have you ever earnestly yelled “I JUST WANT TO BE A MENACE TO MY ENEMIES” because I have 👀

Last day to make my March Madness picks and all I know is I’m picking Duke. Will they win? Probably not. Do I do this in at least one bracket every year? Absolutely

The dawn of a new era

Man what the fuck