this is what we get when hubris kills self-respect

why does her brother live with them? it's unnatural. nobody wants to see that.

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

all these jake busey failson mfers

the nurse gets credit for the save

you earn a hold

oh for the love of harry kane's bleeding ballsack

but that's just my civ brain talking. i also believe that we should build a unified regional government on treasure island, serviced by an endless stream of ferries and water taxis.

geography will win out. it's too advantaged, should be the hub of the entire bay.

richmond should be the everything

cant as in dialect, if it weren't clear

that geordie cant is spectacular

goddamn it, of course you will. how dare you have so little faith in your ability to adapt to awful things. do better!

*fart noise*

prisoners with jobs

that movie
bugs me

if you've watched a man build a dresser on reddit you'll love the pitt

from an audience perspective, comedy is a cope: the powerless mocking the powerful. the mockery isn't the point; it's the togetherness that matters. we feel better for not being alone.

togetherness can produce power, but that's a distant byproduct of comedy.

a man in a suit and tie with a red face painted on his face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a red face painted on his face .

a little fun never hurt anyone

she's right, for whatever reason

please cancel my apocalypse

t3 is almost here
almost here
almost here

salt beef and weevils

it's out of my control
it's out of my control
it's out of my control

these are the weird broken children of suburban america

manage the distress! can't do much when you're overwhelmed.

this is how i got my werner herzog doll

i'll be in 2010 until further notice

any relation to the nile?

that middle one is obviously uncle sam cyborged with lady liberty

as one does

can see who had time to do walkies