Oh I wisnae there - also posted no' weel! Hope you're back at yourself now.

The man should have been showered in awards for that. Incredible.

The world listening to Trump's coke dick of a speech, waiting to get f***ed.

Aside from all the noncing and political espionage and elite level back scratching. What I've taken from the Epstein files is I spend far too much time proof reading emails and text messages. Is that how they become billionaires? Just stop giving a feck about spelling and grammar.

An important thread putting together materials on the Epstein-Russia-Bannon-Thiel axis as they worked to undermine democracy and establish international fascism.

Yeah - this really sounds like a guy that didn't want to go.

The chat about "ratio" says it all.

Breaking the News - Vittorio Angelone, Kathleen Hughes, Tiffany Stevenson and Scott Agnew - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Great episode of #BreakingTheNews to finish the series, with some of my gags sprinkled about

The panel were fantastic along with Des as always
@scottagnew.bsky.social @tiffstevenson.bsky.social @vittorioangelone.bsky.social @kathleenwho.bsky.social

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Excellent work as always Mr Paton! Have a braw Christmas.

Picture of Nathan Gill arriving at court. Headline: Reform UK and Russian Bribes. A Nathan Gill Timeline.

NEW There's no overstating how significant the Nathan Gill case is. On Friday, the close associate of Nigel Farage was jailed for over 10 years for taking bribes ultimately from a friend of Putin. It's a complex, detail-heavy story that raises questions about Farage’s claim Gill was ‘one bad apple’🧵

Dear Bluesky,
www.thenerve.news is still tiny. We launched it with no dirty money (no money at all, lol!). But we're proving what's possible with a small expert team & no billionaire owners.

We knew the UK press wouldn't understand or properly cover this story, so we did. Thank you for the support!

"One billion dollars!!!"

Awww thank you - thanks for listening and for the lovely kind words! Hope you're well xx

Andrew: The Royal formerly known as Prince.

A bit off topic - but is there a way to start having these associations named properly so as to represent who they actually represent? Free Speech Union, LGB Alliance, Tax Payers Alliance and For Women Scotland for example talk for tiny minorities in the groups they claim to in their titles.

Celebrity Traitors is what I imagine a weekend at JK Rowling's mouldy house must be like while she figures out who's not been cunty enough to a trans person in the last six months.

🤣🤣🤣 I will tell you this boy, she was some chanter! Some chanter! 🤣🤣🤣

At what stage of the menopause am I at when the waft of a McDonald's chicken nugget took me straight to 1991 and unlocked all the lyrics to Beverley Craven's "Promise Me" and now I'm sitting greeting and sooking on a mint Aero?

Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice

Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice

Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice

This morning I have written to the Cabinet Secretary for Justice @angelaconstance.bsky.social MSP to register our concern over plans by the Home Secretary to provide new protest policing powers to police forces in England and Wales and to ascertain if the CabSec intends to mirror this in Scots law.

For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR.

This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA

The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference

I'm pretty sure there's folk in Scotland would do the same thing if they had a suitable "excuse" - it's so thoroughly depressing.

Are you drinking with Arnold Brown?

Such a man of the people - he'd know that Channel 4 haven't shown horse racing since 2016. Total fraud.

Nigel Farage shows himself a fraud challenging Starmer to join him in a Working Man's Club for a pint and watch Channel 4 Racing. Channel 4 hasn't shown horse racing since 2016.

📣Love comedy, hate racism? We're delighted that weegie comedian @scottagnew.bsky.social joins the line-up for the #StopReform summit

📍The Boardwalk, Glasgow city centre
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Tonight Matthew...

"Francis - get the door!"

C҉a҉n҉ y҉o҉u҉ t҉r҉u҉s҉t҉ y҉o҉u҉r҉s҉e҉l҉f҉?

Come find out at my Open House in London next Wednesday from 4PM! 🏠

Everyone's welcome - I can't wait to see you and celebrate the release of my new single This Perfect Friend ☀️

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Love, Tanita 🫶

#newmusic

Reform UK Facebook Groups Are Full of Racist Far Right Posts and Islamophobic Conspiracy Theories Groups set up by Reform UK officials contain posts calling for Muslims to be lynched and suggestions that Jewish people are trying to "dilute out country with foreign invaders"

It would be good if at least some of the energy poured into scrutinising hateful past comments by Irish hiphop groups could be focused on what is currently going on inside the main party currently leading all of the UK opinion polls bylinetimes.com/2025/04/30/r...