As Andy Warhol said blah blah blah Prime Minister for 15 months etc

Oh, *that* Peter Mandelson?

Statement by UNICEF on the killing of two water truck drivers in the Gaza Strip

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip.

Full statement: https://unicef.link/4cVCyP9

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

My daughter goes to Choir Club on a Friday morning and has been asking to do Xs & Os for an entire term

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

New album from the man who introduced me to Mr Show.

if your answer isn’t portsmouth, you’ve never been to portsmouth

She’s okay thank you. Just irritated by the big nose scabs

Good Friday with my child covered in blood just how God likes it (smashed her face into a bunkbed & had a massive nosebleed)

a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant . ALT: a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant .

I don’t use AI at all in my writing as I genuinely don’t think it’s as good as me.

I wrote a novel using AI. Writers must accept artificial intelligence -but we are as valuable as ever| Stephen Marche The Guardian The, GuardianOpinions

You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

The one true Prince of Wales, by Simon Love 14 track album

It’s out! You can listen to “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” today. If you’re coming to Cardiff today you’ll be able to buy a copy too. I’m very proud of this record and I hope you’ll all enjoy it

hurrahmusica.bandcamp.com/album/the-on...

Loved it. Dornan throwing himself in a furnace and Sidi’s Agent Fergie walk also got big laughs in our house. It’s so so silly.

Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

**whispers** It‘s a fried cheese sandwich.

Hard to enjoy Daredevil when Kingpin’s whole set up feels less villainous than the actual real life President’s. Plus Buck seems charismatic and efficient and wears shoes that fit.

Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted?
All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.

My 8 year old thinks Nitro is the funniest because he does Epic Pranks. Still so much to learn…

Once again it’s a travesty Legend the Gladiator isn’t up for a best male comedy performance BAFTA

25 years ago tonight! #aquarterofacentury

I remember once having my tweezers taken off me to get into The Now Show (that I had written on). As if I wouldn’t have killed Punt whilst still at Henry Wood House.

Bought the same boots Jane wears in the opening scene of Mr & Mrs Smith so Amazon has done its late stage capitalism job.

And my feet look like sexy assassins soon to be dead feet.

Had fun. Fouracres a future star, right?

I am far too tired to be at the launch show of a comedy that goes out live at 10pm

Can’t imagine how much sexier Ronnie O Sullivan’s 153 break would have been if they’d let him wear normal clothes while doing it.

Just checking we’re all going to see Simon Munnery in Hove next Saturday?

I would watch Emerald Fennell’s Buffy.

Vogue Eyewear with Eva Mendes feat. Knicker's "My Baby..." YouTube video by Musica Publishing

Look! It’s Eva Mendes around a swimming pool soundtracked by the one band I was in that made money

youtu.be/Cqgtv72oqnI

I read this as why do Bis (the Scottish indie pop band) like The Mummy so much.