Obviously I’ve become a complete douche bag.

Diabeetus.

I feel targeted.

Here’s my daughter quote posting me.

Here’s our current grocery list.

#grocery #groceries #list

Good night bluski comrades. Keep posting the dankest maymays.

An evergreen skeet.

Here’s my grocery list

Clearly we’ve failed as a nation.

Here’s my daughter quote posting me.

Fuck. This state really knows how to suck sometimes. At least the weather here is also crappy at least 50% of the time.

Here’s a potato on guard duty.

#potato #guarddog #chonkmaster5000 #pug #puglife #doggo

I believe the term is cloaca

Since I don’t know how to tell the sex of a turkey and can’t be bothered to google it, I choose the most androgynous name possible-

Jamie

This turkey came by to check out things while I was doing yard work. It followed me around for several hours. We are now best friends. It’s still out there now, but my wife says play time is over.
#friends #wildlife #turkey

Here’s a clay sculpture I made. “Prayer in the Storm”
#sculpture #art #ceramic

ilyra repin, watercolor painting, the 1899 pistol duel between Eugene Onegin and Vladimir Lensky that takes part in Eugene Onegin, A Novel in Verse, by Alexander Pushkin

just found out this is watercolor and spent like a good five minutes pissed off

Here’s a potato playing with his füd.

Welp. Apparently I’m drunk. Lovely.

Anybody else suffering from malaise? No. Just me. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Because I had to.

A picture of the spongemonkeys, which are some like hamsters in fun hats with disturbing eyes and mouths graphically imposed on them. One is "singing" "WE LIKE THE MOON!"

With the popularity of the Artemis II flight, it's time for another resurgence. It's time for the return of the spongemonkeys.

He is risen indeed!

He is risen indeed!

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done while traveling?

Asking a French cop- with a dog- at the airport- in Nice -for directions.

I wonder if Ed used to do the same thing and then proceed to get out on the floor and polka some more.

I’m for it!

Also. Haha you’re high.

Even better!