Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Not as long as they can keep up with the maintenance

I have the cutest tenants

Had a friend waiting for me when I got home

Oh gawd what have I gotten myself into

Do your neighbours mow their lawn every single day of the week, or are they normal?

Happy Pride! 😎

People that enjoy 30+ degree days, what is wrong with you? 🥵😵‍💫

Two days ago there was frost, now I need the AC on 🤣

Early start to the day, back on the water for the 2025 dragon boat season 🛶

An exasperated ginger man after a grueling run

Help I just did my first outdoor run in literally years and now I wanna die

A spider hiding in cardboard packaging

Nope nope nope nope nopity nope nope nope

lol ok, whatever, sure, why not 🤣

A ginger man conceived in the late 1900s stands pleased with his newly installed deck

After staring out the kitchen window into a dirt pit for 6 months, the new deck has finally been completed 🙌🏼

A bouquet of lilacs in a home made vase

Lilacs are in full bloom 🙌🏼

White smoke? Sounds like a broken head gasket to me.

Voted. Easiest choice ever.

Imagine believing everything you see on the Internet 🫣

A table with the rows "US Senators, Canadian Senators, and Ottawa Senators", with the following answers, in order, based on the following columns: DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED: Yes, no, no AVERAGE SALARY: $174,000, $127,700, $3.5 million REPRESENTATION OF ALBERTANS: 1 (Ted Cruz), 6, 1 (Ridly Greig) LAST VISIT FROM LORD STANLEY: Never, 100+ years ago, 100+ years ago LEFT WING/RIGHT WING MIX: 45/53, 15/12, 4 left wings 4 centers 4 right wings SHOULD BE ABOLISHED? Yes, Yes, Yes

U.S. Senators, Canadian Senators, and Ottawa Senators:
Learn The Differences

God I want to retire so bad

Hey Keith 👋🏼

Oh hello! 🤗

omg this is so embarrassing 🥴

It's only 6 degrees out right now and yet I am DRENCHED in sweat 😅 💦 #canadianproblems

If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.

I yearn for these days 😭

I work in investment finance, and I approve this message.

My bad, every 90 days now I guess.

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I think it’s very funny that one of the go-to defenses for Trump’s very stupid version of mercantilism is “he’s had these views for forty years.” Oh well, then we absolutely *gotta* let him wreck the global economy if he’s believed this nonsense for long enough.