I can't find it anywhere and I really want to subject my partners to the endless sobbing

I'm feeling stressed out to shit, but it's Saturday morning and that means bubble baths.

The best you've got is pretty damn good. Thank you!

I've been low-key sick to my stomach since the innaguration. I can't escape this feeling of dread.

Yeah umm this has receipts

Today and in the coming days, remember

I adore that!

I'm glad you're here. Now this jawn can finally be my jawn. #jawnposting

The hottest new social network is Crowfeed.

To join Crowfeed you simply need to feed some crows.

Aurora Borealis? At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN?!

...may I see it?

The hell do you call a blue sky post, anyway? Is it a bluey? A butterfly? I need answers.