The hypocrisy is really what makes me the most angry. That and the evil.

Anything to own the libs

I occasionally browse facebook reels and ngl "no one coming to save you implies no one is coming to stop you either" kinda slaps

When you nurture monsters, they will eventually turn on you. It never fails.

Trump probably thinks Ms. Now is some lunatic evangelical preacher.

Stop being so cynical. She was not simply trying to get ahead of a horrifying story and shift blame to the victims.

She was also trying to make him have another stroke.

Can’t imagine anything I’d want to watch less at a final four game than a fucking Zach brown band and chainsmokers concert

The Chainsmokers are back on gameday, might fuck around and recreate Four Loko from first principles

If kids didn't like looking for eggs they wouldn't be here. Easter egg hunts are just leftover sperm instinct.

Taco Tuesday

Markets love TACO Tuesday. It’s the only dip that comes with chips.

Jesus REALLY wept

he is risen!
[moments later] he is racked!

Easter is such a wild concept when you really sit with it. A bunny hides eggs and we all agree not to question the logistics.

We didn’t start the fire but we’re definitely accelerating it and calling it strategy

Happy birthday friend! ❤️

Yes... ha ha ha... yes!

Him, Dean Withers, Harry Sisson and Chris Mowrey.

I sure hope so.

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Is Bruce Springsteen going to sue his plastic surgeon? 472 ReTruths 1.93k Likes 4/2/26, 6:21 PM

What makes this extra funny is Trump is the first man to have a type of terrible plastic surgery named after his house.

5. Karoline Leavitt (please be after Hegseth)

New sign for the White House just dropped

Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO

skittles. if not medicine, then why medicine shaped?

It would be pretty cool if the people running the country had even the slightest clue what they’re doing.

Can we make it that all of the inevitable lawsuits are paid from Trump’s crypto fortune?

Noticeable lack of shows about guys, girls, and pizza places these days.

Yeah sone of the lists are unhinged. And I don’t like that you can’t remove yourself.

Dramatic images of the wrecked aircraft, geolocated by CNN, show its tail broken off and its distinct rotating radar dome –– a critical part of the airborne warning and control system, or AWACS –– on the ground at the Prince Sultan Air Base. https://cnn.it/4lYxJIA

As birthright citizenship goes to Supreme Court, here's how Americans feel about it The Supreme Court will hear arguments Wednesday on whether all children born in the United States can continue to automatically receive citizenship.

The Supreme Court will hear arguments Wednesday on whether all children born in the United States can continue to automatically receive citizenship. n.pr/4tfqFd6