Well pleased with that. 🦾
And Bournemouth are a far, far better footballing team than Chelsea. #lufc

Known as “doing a West Ham” I believe. 😜

I think it is. They’re a club in disarray.

The whiplash kid? I can’t see him lasting a training session with Rodon.

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🤣 “secure survival” somehow mistyped.

Ok. My perfect end to the season:
1. Secure promotion
2. Win the cup
3. Spurs relegated
4. Arsenal fail to win the title.
5. Chelsea fail to get CL qualification for a bonus.

🤣 #lufc 🦾🤍💙💛

Successive governments have failed to learn lessons of Grenfell Tragedy The conditions that facilitated the tragedy remain unchecked

Criminal syndicates

England's water companies have 1,200+ criminal convictions.

Execs rewarded for dumping sewage.

Occasionally fines on companies are announced but then waived or deferred.

No corporate licence to operate revoked.

No exec fined/prosecuted.

One law for us, another for them

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Don’t get why the sky commentators think that’s a good point for WHU. 🤣 #lufc

We dodged a bullet not signing that donkey Strand Larsen. #lufc

Palace playing like they’re on the beach. Only one way this ends. 😒
#lufc

Burnley can’t catch us so best they take points off anyone who can. Prefer to see WHU go down if it’s not Spurs, so hopefully nothing for them tomorrow either.

Take care of the bread and butter first. Spare nothing for those points. Cup game is a bonus and can have whatever’s left over.
Besides, it’s only Chelsea. They’ll be shitting themselves anyway. 🤣

Anyone think Burnley might be able to pull their finger out and get a result over Forest today? 🤔 #lufc

I’ve been saying since he was appointed, Rosenior is a fraud.
If we knock them out, expect 🎶 “sacked in the morning” 🎵. 🤣

73 players have scored 4 or more goals in the Prem, an average of just under 4 per team

Leeds have 5

DCL - 11
Okafor - 7
Nmecha - 6
Aaronson - 4
Stach - 4

4 of those recruited in the Summer!!

#lufc

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Another one chalked off. Can’t finish 19th now. One more to go! 🤍💙💛 🦾 #lufc

Come on Brighton, make it a perfect weekend. #lufc

It’s a great start to the afternoon at Elland Rd and…elsewhere 🤍💛💙 #lufc

I’m not superstitious at all, so the facts that I’m wearing last season’s yellow shirt today and that we’ve lost every time I’ve done so this season is not bothering me in the slightest …not at all…nope, it’s unscientific…😅 #lufc

Was never consistent enough ti convince me but he certainly gave us some moments, this one among them!

I think Opta has us at around 2%, but I’ll not be happy till its zero!

Oh I fully expect us to fuck up and still be in the drama.
It’s been a season where we win games we’re not expected to win and not win ones we should.
No reason to think that won’t hold for the remainder. I still think we’ll take 5 or 6pts from the last six games though.

Not sure why he’s whinging- they played significantly better after the red card.

A less glamorous but still important milestone tonight: we mathematically cannot now finish 20th. #lufc

Hopefully a few seasons in the Champo. 😁

A bad drawing rendered in the style of a faux-football sticker depicting Manchester United defender Lisandro Martinez pulling the hair of Leeds United forward Dominic Calvert-Lewin. #MUNLEE

Yeah seems fine

This is absolutely fucking hilarious! #LUFC