‘Weakest Speaker’: Mike Johnson derided on Capitol Hill after latest Trump surrender WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security remains shut down, but you wouldn’t know it from walking around the U.S. Capitol, where the Epstein files and President Donald Trump’s State of the Uni...

This man is an insult to his last name.

I get it. We all know when Trump says, "They should go back to where they came from" who this is meant to appeal to. So when they scream, "They should go back to where they came from!" my response is, "Why don't you go back to where YOU came from. Your sister's womb."

ICE Is Circling Minnesota Schools, Looking For Children to Take Liam Ramos, 5, isn’t the only child in detention. Teachers and parents describe kids being hunted by federal agents.

I can’t help wondering if some of that is just jealousy, knowing every kid walking out of those schools has better reading skills than they do. Especially the first graders.

Trump's ICE shocks by drawing guns on retired couple: 'These thugs are the Proud Boys' President Donald Trump's immigration forces stunned observers on Wednesday after they drew their weapons on an elderly couple in a church parking lot in Minneapolis. The retired couple spoke with jour...

"They're eating the early-bird specials! Roving gangs of retirees eating the early bird specials."

Thank God we finally have an administration that's not afraid to stand up to the worst of the worst.

Why, thank you! I miss those days.

Cartoon Network - Staylongers (Full Length) - 4K YouTube video by Sover_

A little levity for a moment...

In celebration of 50 seasons of Survivor, here is the parody I wrote for it for Cartoon Network. It hadn't even hit the air yet when I was asked to write it, but just the buzz about it alone meant Cartoon Network had to parody it.

youtu.be/Ro_yY1LULhw?...

I, for one, will be happy when J.D. Vance is matched through the streets of DC with a shaved head and Trump branded on his forehead.

I’ve never known an administration where “soulless fuck” is a mandatory for being named to the cabinet.

I’m getting a jump on my New Year’s Resolutions. I vow to stop saying, “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”

Holy shit, that's funny!

Boost. Thanks!

I’ll bet his rationale starts with a good ‘ol, “At least…” “At least” makes everything okay, as long as it’s followed by MAGA logic.

I guess when you're a rapist AND pedophile AND traitor to your country, empathy is not something you've ever considered a necessity.

I guess when you're a rapist AND pedophile AND traitor to your country, empathy is not something you've ever considered a necessity.

Donald Trump Jr.’s ’Disgusting’ Children’s Book Attack On Tim Walz Draws Condemnation Donald Trump's son parroted his father's insulting of the Minnesota governor.

The turd doesn’t fall far from the diaper.

To celebrate, Trump immediately ordered Hegseth to blow up every boat in the San Francisco Bay.

Half of Europeans see Trump as enemy of Europe, survey finds Nine-country poll finds half of people believe risk of war with Russia is high and three-quarters want to stay in EU

What a coincidence! Half of Americans see him as an enemy of America.

Apologies for being a bit gross, but I can't help wondering how many snot rockets ICE Agents unknowingly eat every day? I mean, at the places that will still even serve them.

I used to say, “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Then Trump came along. Oh, how long that list of wishes has grown.

I found no reliable reports of any Republican congresswomen calling out Trump for calling a female reporter "piggy." In fact, the only female Republican lawmaker noted in media coverage is Rep. María Elvira Salazar (R-FL), and she defended Trump, saying "no one is perfect."

Hey ChatGPT, how many Republican congresswomen have called Trump out for calling a reporter Piggy?

Well, that checks a box.

HA!!

Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats

If the MAGA base is satisfied with this bullshit move, they're even more stupid than I thought. Like, centuries and centuries ago stupid. But they will get to enjoy discovering fire.

Dear Megyn Kelly,

I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18.

Sometimes I wonder if Donald Trump lies in bed at night wishing he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein and molested and raped all those underaged girls. Then I remind myself who Donald Trump is and the answer is no, he doesn’t. Then I wish I could have those 5 seconds of wondering back.

I want a reporter to ask J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham, among others, what they think of pedophiles, and get their exact response on record. Then we can compare it to what they say after Trump is finally exposed.

Me and a few thousand friends in Dallas yesterday. 100% peaceful, as it was everywhere. A very nice lady asked if she could take a picture of my shirt. She then told me I looked like Robert Plant. I thanked the nice lady profusely, then wished her luck on her upcoming cataract surgery.

JD Vance brushes off racist texts by adults in Republican group chat as ‘what kids do’ Vice-president downplays messages such as ‘I love Hitler’ in chat by 24 to 35-year-olds to ‘stupid jokes’

Wrong, you soulless fuck. Kids are who Trump had sex with. These were adults making these comments. But I understand why you would come to their defense.