Welp it's my turn to beg for money on the internet I guess. Donate so we can get this place and then u can come crash in downtown Paris for free? vaporstack.org/paris.pdf

Wow android is such absolute trash

made this a year or two ago

I think about Mimi Parker almost every day.

I can buy a smartphone with a cellular plan.

I can buy a tablet w a cellular plan.

I can even buy a watch w a cellular plan so chip size and battery consumption are a nonissue:

so why can't I buy a laptop with a cellular plan?

as shitty as that was, it took half an hour to type and each step took a long while to think about/remember. thank u for coming to my ted talk

so the premise is very simple. make a box the size of your desired pixel art. then spend 2 years making your preferred style of diagonals. then, pay a freelancer to translate your lookup table or (lut) into glsl: then translate that glsl into touchdesigner lingua fraca; then

I bought one of these pans and its solid. what's embarrassing is that I thought it was the other guy

yes, easily, he mumbles to himself while falling asleep on christmas e e

wish teleportation was a thing. paris is nice now, everyone left

some of us make potato pancakes and light bizarre arrangements of candles and watch vaguely winter-themed movies :)

oooo I'm jealous

check out how your browser history doesn't have your search results( it has creepy permalinks by google For the times you clicked those search results. you're welcome and I'm sorry

they've been overtly evil for like a decade or two now, so, boohoo?

release an indie game? sacrilege

This is awesome. congrats. I still struggle. this post reminds me how I got allowed to draw in english class by warning the teacher "oh if you forbid me from drawing in class I *will* participate and you will *not* like it

metacommentary here is on horse subjugation and the horses ate all the egg bits real quick and then when their overseers were like "wtf" they were all like "whatever man no idea what you're on about"

optimized for ear shape not for bounce resistance?
(being the voice of reason on social media is a drag, man)

very good tweet a+

@tinselman.bsky.social One of my Thanksgiving traditions is giving Cosmic Osmo to young relatives on an ipad to play after dinner, thank you for bringing so much joy to me and others <3

russian partner pro tip; don't make food for her, she'll say BAH i'm not hungry. instead make food and leave it out and she'll say "ooh I'm going to eat all of this"

I'll take that as a "no"

VDMX6 is out. I would like to play a set with it. The only thing I'm lacking in my pipeline is a nearest neighbor upsample/zoom patch. Can anyone help me out? I have been using a quartz composer patch for this for years but now its too glitchy.
Any glsl programmers in the house?

did you ever think about how phenomenally well composed all of the battle music is in every final fantasy game that you can listen to it 9999 times without wanting to jump out a window?

Wasting everyone's time? I do hear that "electronic mail" is more efficient than "regular mail" for certain types of communications

is there any part of the internet that isn't a profound waste of time? I suppose one could make a case for wikipedia

that is Bad Ass!

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen for sure

Let's be real. I didn't get Massive Attack when I first heard it, but now I'm in my past mid-life and it's starting to click