I believe this is what caused the salem witch trials?

One standard store bag and it tends to get funky before i finish it all (haven’t been baking).
I DO have 25 lbs of gluten, however.

guide to reading the news for the next six months:

1. the strait of hormuz is closed
2. israel is still bombing or occupying something
3. if there is news of a ceasefire, go to step 2
4. if there is news of the strait being open, go to step 1

Imagine having such a fucked up relationship with Pratchett’s work that you beg for the ONE THING he SPECIFICALLY SAID HE DID NOT WANT and which serves only to line the pockets of a notorious rapist!

Couldn’t be me!!!!

you MUST be bread crab

You should go

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

“Oh you want to change the text of this citation as it appears in the table? I hope you enjoy manually re-coding it every single time it is mentioned in the text! If you fuck up we’ll just explode the entry entirely!”

“you want page numbers thay go i,ii, … and then 1,2,…? Go die instead!”

Finished a full draft of my appellate brief! Including correctly-formatted headers and page numbers and a table of authorities! (fuck you microsoft word!!)

You don’t actually love your man if you can’t name 1) his favorite wkipedia article title, 2) his favorite wikipedia list, and 3) the wikipedia article he is most likely to get into an edit war over due to a petty disagreement-turned-blood feud

New to me but I’m taking notes! I bet that goes hard with a cup of lebanese tea

Exactly same! This is also why i have a sesame grinder (big recommend!), a garlic press, and a bottle of schichimi togarashi.

If ramen restaurants can have this effect on someone who grew up eating meatloaf and creamed tuna on toast, what CAN’T they do?

I’m white girl sensitive to spice but my favorite comdiments are La-Yu chili oil and Lao Gan Ma. We DO exist.

お疲れさまでsparrow🪶
#sparrow
#チュンズデー
#ソメイヨシノ 🌸

今日は♡テンちゃんシリーズ
花ラッパでゆっくり味わってます⋯
↓ からの

Kung Fu Grandpa in the Food Lion parking lot! YouTube video by ARM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw...

one god, one faith, one baptism: two nunchucks

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Miette awoke from uneasy dreams to find that you change her body like the cockroach

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

Onion headline that reads “I work very hard, and I would like to try cake” by A Horse

Best money I spend every month

The amount of vegetables I eat is very sexy of me

Bad picture from the crowd at a Gogol Bordello show

Finally saw these freaks

I think the man at the compost collection booth at the farmers market might be flirting with me and the gravity of how on brand that is for me has flattened me like a pancake

The thing is I absolutely would if it was offered (before I became a vegetarian tbf). I’ve had gator and rattlesnake (which is delicious fried) which is part of how I know lists like this are bullshit. That being said, i definitely don’t associate muskrat eating with maryland…

Microdosing having a toddler by trying to figure out why my own hands are covered in ink (i have been home all day and to my knowledge I have not interacted with any pens or art supplies)

At least DC isn’t on here so we don’t have to suffer these people calling mambo sauce or half smokes ‘weird’

Apple cider donuts?? Beer cheese soup?? Are we being serious

🔺

Really fucked that sentence, didn’t i

Why is it about the fantasy people have in their heads about DC that specifically makes them open shitty political-themed bars here? Is this some sort of West Wing shit I’m not familiar with?