I've agreed with the auditors that we will hack you in q4

We should be learning from other countries...

Photo of the South of Scotland regional ballot paper for the Scottish election on 7th May 2026. Added text identifies the "INDEPENDENT GREEN VOICE" as "NOT the Green Party" and "SCOTTISH GREEN PARTY" as "The actual Green Party".

Anyone who received their postal ballot today in the South of Scotland region, please be aware that "Independent Green Voice", which appears second on the list on the peach regional ballot paper, is NOT the Scottish Green Party. This is in fact a deliberate vote spoiling attempt by right-wingers.

Police data for London doesn’t show knife crime is up 72% in a year – Full Fact A claim from Conservative MP Esther McVey isn’t supported by police statistics, which show knife-enabled crime fell by 11% in the year to September 2025.

Conservative MP Esther McVey claimed last week that knife crime in London “is up 72% in a year”.

That figure’s not correct, according to police statistics on knife-enabled crime, and we’ve not found any data to support it.

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name

OAI: say no more

Four years ago

the closer to a Billion you got. Tell them you just want to make the game more challenging for their huge brains.

Billionaires make more money to compete with each other. It’s dick measuring…
I can’t help thinking you could get them onside for increased taxation if you told them the game of capitalism had gotten too easy and that REAL geniuses would reveal themselves if capitalism got harder for everyone,

Same text as in post. Via @UBIWorks.bsky.social #UBI #UniversalBasicincome

“Basic income has been shown to reduce health care costs, including an 8.5% reduction in hospitalizations. As Dr. Danielle Martin [the newly elected Liberal MP in today’s by-election] has so pointedly said, “If we discovered a drug that reduced hospitalizations by 8.5%, we’d put it in the water.”

News reported in the UK as “NEW RAIN PANEL CAN NOW ALSO GENERATE ENERGY IN THE SUN!”

Personal bugbear but I wish people would stop calling them “hallucinations”. It’s propaganda to humanise AI and suggest it has sentience.

These are errors we wouldn’t accept in any other tech product. Imagine saying your SatNav “hallucinated” a road through someone’s house.

And then there was one...

The Telegraph just gave a convicted criminal a two-page spread to explain why he's pumping £4 million into Reform UK. They tucked his criminal record away in the small print. So as a former financial crime specialist I’ll do their job for them👇

BBC NEWS Shropshire Council Issuing statement on council website: "We will be removing all unauthorised flags from our street lighting columns and other highway assets. This will be in Shrewsbury initially with plans to remove all unauthorised flags across the county in time. Where appropriate and legally possible, we will seek to recover the cost of removal from the individuals responsible for installing the flags."

Every council should follow suit.

Is Chris Kenna Manchester's first AI billionaire - or a serial fantasist? He claims his company is on course for a £2.5bn valuation, with data centres up and down the country.

But in a collaborative investigation with @tbij.bsky.social, we couldn't find any. manchestermill.co.uk/is-chris-ken...

SUVs are making Britain’s potholes worse, say scientists Engineers link reduced lifespan of roads to shift to heavier cars, some bought to navigate damaged surfaces

SUVs are making Britain’s potholes worse, say scientists
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

In other news scientists from the University of the bleeding obvious find that bears defecate in woods, and all Popes are Catholic!

Judi Dench

Good Friday is a time for right wing fuckwits to feel outraged at King Charles for not giving an Easter message, even though his mother The Queen only did one in 70 years.

"self-reliance" says the guy who makes all the unrepairable devices and fucked off to Malaysia

This nation has built car dependency into transport policy for 40yrs or more, so any action feels like an attack on the norm. No national politician would touch it because they are only concerned with their own re-election

The only real opposition is oligarchic because efficient taxation is the bedfellow of UBI

What about a hand puppet? Do they need therapy for the revulsion? Or are they a kangaroo-like identity who needs the puppet play validation

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on:

#ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Done !

Remember when they made these things do the stupid little cute dance to try and lull people into thinking they wouldn’t be policing, harassing, and carrying invasive cameras or guns in the near future.

This is a very good analysis, the parallels between 2007 are bang on, question is who will push an asset past the point where it crashes the market.
The Big Short is one of those rare occasions where it's relatively accurate in telling the story

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Done, thanks for the tip off

Kemi Badenoch Campaigns For North Sea Drilling at Company Owned by Oil and Gas Executive Who Donated £250,000 to the Conservatives The Conservative party, which calls the Government's plans for replacing fossil fuels with renewable energy "crazy" has also taken millions of pounds from funders and directors of anti-Net Zero lobby ...

🔴Kemi Badenoch Campaigns For North Sea Drilling at Company Owned by Oil and Gas Executive Who Donated £250,000 to the Conservatives

The Conservative party has also taken millions of pounds from funders and directors of anti-Net Zero lobby groups

bylinetimes.com/2026/03/30/k...