in woke 2 baseball players will be required to say yo la tengo

the only bet I’ll make about smart glasses is that I’ll break these shits if I see them in public

yeah

Pretty clearly dignity

the smiling man is evolving, becoming the laughing man….. a harbinger of something glorious

Panama invasion imminent

president woahvicky

zero introspection or self awareness on Slaters part eh

ignoring the private fb group part is much more of a tell than anything else

skill issue + git gud + woke2 will destroy you

that mentally challenged detective was right when he said time was a flat circle

operation Leroy Jenkins

yeah I voted, write in vote for hillary

probably nothing

someone should be making a documentary about the solarwinds hack cause that shit is fucking craazy

taking creatine before going out binge drinking

a short story by philip k dick

killed the second you turn out of your driveway by an mba late for a tee off time so he set his tesla to madmax mode

so horny I’m about to pass out voice: the only travesty is that he didn’t get to wear the booty shorts

is that umm uhh is that insulation?

Has he pivoted to “they’re cancelling me for my views” yet? Seems like that’s inevitable as well

im afraid

sorry

I love the cunty little fits he puts his characters in, esp the husbant in the 70s bell bottoms with boots and shirt with big collar

the party of “fiscal responsibility” strikes again

Pic with two tweets, first from @birdrespecter: watching terminator 1 and thinking about how john conner sent a guy back in time to nut in his mom. disgusting, the machines deserved to win for that second tweet from @rossthesedays: Watching Blade Runner for the first time in years and hoo boy does this film hit different in 2025.

learning film theory, growing as a person

probably nothing

the way americans pronounce the name “Ian” is shocking and abhorrent

Sean adding fuel to the dunk economy

grummz