Guinness

I like what you did there

Deffo wishes he'd been on the lolita express him

If he bothered to get off his Gatorade swigging, illegal war starting ass he would see they're two very different images if he bothered to click them.

Wait till I remind her that I had them ten years ago and it's on record so she should really link the two together which means she shouldn't be able to give me a warning hahahaha

I told me gaffer straight when I went off work, tell her at HR don't be asking me to come in for a 'welfare' meeting or I'll be wearing shorts and I'll walk in and rest me bollocks on the desk...... On the plus side I've been off for 7 weeks and she's left me alone 👀💪

I've had kidney stones, came to a head and I had a week in hospikkle with lots of lovely morphine. A man fingered me, I had to put two big tablets up me bum and about four different fellas touched me balls. It was like the crying game

Ay, I've been a poorly boy leaf me alone

LEFT ME SAT THERE HANGING WHILE YOU WENT THE ALEHOUSE HAHAHAHAHA

Sting O clock Ger

Wish I had a quid for every gallon of gammon piss that Zack Polanski has managed to boil this week.

Still failing to grasp the consequences of his actions.

When the morphine trolley leaves the ward

Tell ya what them kidney stones are fucking naughty mate

Hello G, what's going down

Is it Sting?

He was a belter mate, pampered pooch ❤️

That was hard that, it was all within the space of an hour for me too. I'd gone from moaning about Groot snoring down me ear, to walking back out the vets. If I got another it would be a 17 year old rescue that just wants live his last days out in peace haha. Get too attached don't we haha

Never again after this one now

I had to take groots mum to be put to sleep last week @shoefiend1.bsky.social I couldn't speak 😭

Caked in them, absolutely no doubt 🤣

Don't let him lure you round there Kel it will be rammed with judies all fighting for his attention @shoefiend1.bsky.social

That house is going to end up being your naughty bed and she will be at home hahaha

I've upset my manager today, made her go home early when I asked for a grievance form 👀

She definitely does mate, I had her up the wall in a meeting when I was representing a member on a welfare meeting hahaha. She just called the meeting to an end as the manager had made her look like a cunt hahahaha.

They've ruined Christmas with that footy schedule Ger, 17 days to go to get my grassroots fix 💪

Be arsed with all that new year shite

Le scum

Ha ha ha OOOOOH LOOK AT ME I WORK

#PATHETIC

I really wish I didn't hahahaha