Hi. We're The Perfect Neighbors and We Just Moved In Next Door — Little Old Lady Hi. My name is Bonnie Ellis and this is my husband Brian. We just moved in next door, and wanted to introduce ourselves. I hope we’re not interrupting anything. Certainly don’t mean to be a bother. He...

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Hi. We're The Perfect Neighbors and We Just Moved In Next Door — Little Old Lady Hi. My name is Bonnie Ellis and this is my husband Brian. We just moved in next door, and wanted to introduce ourselves. I hope we’re not interrupting anything. Certainly don’t mean to be a bother. He...

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TRUMP/jfk Center for the Arts Bailout - Ed O'Neill, Humor Times Humor Columns - Dear Patron, you can help the failing DONALD J. TRUMP/jfk CENTER FOR THE ARTS! Please lend a hand by scanning the QR code.

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COLBERT WAS CANCELED, BUT TRUMP WAS CONVICTED

No News Is Good News: How a 30 Day News Blackout Changed My Life Wresting my sanity from the grasp of a depressing media

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Happy Valentine’s Day (+2) To the woman that I love more than a lot of stuff

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President of The United Felons

Commander-in-Fraud

Rapist-in-Chief

Farts already come from a nasty place and they smell. Can't they at least sound pretty like wind chimes?

"I am not"
*picks nose and eats it*

I'd like to do the same, but to make life interesting and my autopsy impossible

Trump to Declare Victory by Labor Day - Ed O'Neill, Humor Times Faux News - Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around.

To mark the J6 anniversary here's a favorite rerun
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Ever day it's a new rumor. Tune in tomorrow when Tokyo becomes a player

"I'm a taker"

*takes 2 gummies*

Elon's Weapon of Terror

Lease one for $899/Month

I need a nap after reading this post

How about a tiktok video that shows you how to uninstall tiktok from your device 🤔

There IS the efficiency factor to consider

I agree

I have A.M. & P.M. sorters. It's 45 minutes of work

By accident?!

Is the New Apple iGod the Answer to All Our Prayers? Will the next generation of digital dieties be our salvation?

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My first piece for 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. Thanks Doc

Would you mind stopping at Krispy Kreme? I'm brand-loyal 😃

I voted for Dick Wang for POTUS in November. Good man 👍

He also tried to shut the government down and fuck all the hurricane victims in Florida out of their disaster fund money. Only money for Space x shit is in the bill now....But this is what you voted for dipshits. Enjoy the fucking chaos. 🤷‍♂️

Once they're all rounded up, tRump departs them

In the future those that can read and write cursive will be labeled one of two ways: tribal elder or village witch

You'll get emails for upcoming appearances too. Go figure 🤔

𝘜-𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯: “u" Discusses Qanon and His Split with “Q" I met with the letter "u" at a bar next to the YMCA in downtown L.A. where he had a room. There was an initial reluctance on his part regarding the interview. The twenty-first member of the alphabet…

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DriveTru - Fast Food Insurance for the Drive-Thru Age Hi. I'm Ice T, and anybody that knows me knows that I don't like pickles and I don't like special sauce. Problem is not everybody knows me…

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