i’ve been shooting photographs for 30 years now, just learned about “souping” film on tiktok, and i swear people will do anything to avoid learning how to take a good photo.

and this is why every square you’ve met who didn’t do mushrooms as a teen started a mushroom micro dosing company 3 years ago.

since going a bit viral on IG, a thing i’ve been surprised by (but should have expected) is how many people reach out asking if you would make them multiple reels and tiktoks if they send you a free product you don’t want or need.

just found out frenchie from “the boys” was an IDF soldier and now i have to stop watching after 4 seasons and 2 episodes 😩

the alvin and the chimunks’ version of “uptown girl” is superior to the billy joel original.

20 days for jamie ding!

jamie ding just scared the shit out of me.

Sublime drummer wears a MAGA hat on stage.

i’m sad i don’t see you on twitter anymore but i get it.

finally learning to use a 404 on stage for solo sets to make going on the road a little easier.

so glad i’m two years too old to have ever given a fuck about harry potter. fuck jk rowling.

the guy in charge of instagram liked my reel. bragging here cuz no one will see it.

10 days straight for Jamie Ding.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

looking back on what you spent money on last year during tax season is depressing af

“neighbors” episode 6 is one of the best episodes of television i’ve seen in many months.

every media company is currently pushing this ”AI, surveillance, and drones can help find pets” narrative, as if we are children getting a puppy to soften the blow of a divorce from our human rights.

costco changed the graphic design on their applesauce pouches and they must not understand the household drama this causes for picky eating 4 year olds.

got 20k likes in an hour on a tweet saying chuck norris was a vile ultra conservative piece of shit.

the conservative bot backlash was strong, so when i doubled down and said “i’ll piss on the grave of any conservative patriotic hero” etc etc, i got temporarily banned.

it’s funny, before the video i don’t think people really got it, guess it just needed a visual

terrible, how dare you throw in the cake red herring

had to humanely kill a poisoned rat in my back yard today. will probably have nightmares.

deepak chopra being an epstein creep, color me surprised 🙄

there’s never been a non-creepy self help guru.

you know barron trump’s a bitch because he’s 6’9” and can’t hoop for shit.

RIP Robert Carradine. I used to work at a photo lab and would print and retouch stuff for him. I’m of the age to only have know him as the lead from Revenge of the Nerds, so i was shocked to learn he was handsome af irl.

twitter really is beyond a trash fire. i really need to switch fully to here, but it’s so hard to say goodbye no boyz ii men

my mom having the same birthday as Erykah Badu and Johnny Cash is a strong argument against astrology.

jeopardy will never beat the bad at sports allegations.

bruh i grew up in alaska on a military base lol, i don’t understand why you’re trying to “boys will be boys” this.