Gonna assume it’s one of the Starmer intake who are all but entirely indistinguishable and interchangeable anyway

I am not familiar, will become so

Food banks are not part of a safety net. they are proof we do not have a safety net.

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

A panel from the manga ‘Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei’, showing a Japanese man with messy hair that covers his eyes, wearing traditional dress and leaning his head against a wall dejectedly. He is annotated with ‘dizzy - dizzy’. On the right of him is a speech box saying ‘I’m in despair!’, and on the left one that says ‘I despair of internet culture!’

Me when I see Gen Alpha joyfully disseminating severely undercooked or straight-up dud memes

NO. For real? Omfg

This time prompted by the Strokes’ Coachella set, a band I don’t ever recall claiming to the political, or previously inclined to put political statements up on the screen behind them, and yet they’re turning the fuck up and demanding to know what side every person watching is on

I don’t know how I stop feeling this intense disappointment and betrayal with the Manics doing the absolute nothingest. Is it my fault for believing they were what they told me they were and spinning away when they also told me they weren’t that? Were ALL my relationships pre 30 like this omfg

WHAT IF I HAD UNALIVED, BLUESKY

I am genuinely shook by how well they done it but it is literally just that lole, the bar is not high

I did, wtf, Bluesk has eaten it. I am finally on it and wanting to yell WHAT IF I HAD DIED?? at all inconveniences that befall me

Have tried/are interested in the Scrubs re-reboot?

What if: 5ive guys

There should be fishermen lining this, each with 4-5 Magikarp

Gotta make sure they really take on board that the absurdity and/or cruelty is the point, and you must obey regardless, otherwise they will NOT be set up for survival in the hellscape

Everytime I go round again I’m like ‘it can’t be THAT bad, I must be exaggerating for effect, I love this show’… are our brains releasing that birth chemical that makes you forget the pain and do it again

Everytime someone so much as mentions, nevermind wears (or, DEMI LOVATO YOU TRAITOR, does a song about) low-rise jeans, I pull my high-waisted ones higher still. My noble defiance will not be halted no matter the pain I may incur (guess what THEY’RE SKINNY JEANS TOO #millenialhilldeath [band name?])

Just thinking about that time Carrie said she was Aiden’s booth bitch

I thought I didn’t care about #RSD26 but nobitch told me Mutemath’s debut was being repressed after 20 FKIN YEARS so I guess I’m fighting other shut-ins online at 8pm

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

“Failed to learn” isn’t accurate.

“Actively decided to continue to risk the lives of poor, marginalised and disabled people because the alternative is their pals in industry potentially making slightly less obscene profits” is.

‘Look how well he gaslights, real leadership’

Me accepting a fresh can of Diet Coke from my beloved

The gambling industry, which donates hundreds of thousands of pounds to the Labour Party, “brings joy to a lot of people,” according to the Labour Party.

Keep info dumping, my queen

Everyone: omg spring is sprung yaaasss gimme those hours of daylight baybeee 🥳☀️💃🌸
Me, muttering to myself about ‘the bright times’:

I’m so upset I missed the forbidden hour

Upstream salmon responded FORBIDDEN

Make war profiteers pay: tax fossil fuel profits - Greenpeace International Stop fossil fuel giants profiting from war. Conflict drives up bills while Big Oil makes billions. Sign now to tax profits and fund disaster relief and energy independence.

We need permanent windfall taxes on these profits and massive investment in renewables so people are protected, not held hostage by Big Oil.

A self-proclaimed fascist, who has been active in many fascist parties, is less fascist than Starmer.