Perhaps it is time to start saying, "We will put a tax on companies in the US importing from (x) country", instead of "we are putting a tariff on (x) country". You know, to be honest about it.

Throwatwal Prestige Films (a proud HamboneCorp subsidiary) is happy to announce its bold new concept in theatrical releases. Hambone: The Bone of a Man, will get first-run release in it's original cut, the reboot, the animated film, and the reenvisioned relaunch prequel, simultaneously.

We at HamboneCorp understand how tariff uncertainty can be confusing and exhausting. it is for that reason that we pledge to keep our prices elevated, tariffs or no tariffs, to provide you with the confidence that you will always pay top dollar. At HamboneCorp, you're here for us.

PAX East 2025 is nearing. Are you prepared?

I went to a dealership today and told them that I had good financing, the best, probably the most amazing financing of anyone in history. They tried to have me arrested when I got in the new car to drive away. They wanted me to name the financing agency. What is this country coming to?

What needs to happen is this: Stop providing services to lawmakers. Stop selling them products, stop delivering to their houses, stop treating them as your better. Make them feel as unwelcome in society as they are making themselves out to be. Resist at every level. EVERY LEVEL

Austerity, it's what's for dinner!

The legs have rotted off and we're all pretending that using orthidic inserts will help our foot pain.

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We are all human beings and how they choose to treat one they can choose to treat all.

This all stopped being funny a long time ago. We're past the point of no return.

Did he...did we...was there the insinuation last night that we would invade Greenland?

"One way or the other we're going to get it"

Yeah, that's the takeaway.

#DangerLevelClownshow

Watch angry exchange between Trump and Zelensky at White House The US president accused the Ukrainian leader of being disrespectful in a tense meeting in the Oval Office.

TOTAL DISGRACE. DISPICABLE.

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At HamboneCorp, our motto is "Blindly set fire to everything then sell fire extinguishers that are 100% proven to be labeled "fire extinguishing device".

At HamboneCorp, our valued customers pay their taxes so that our executives don't have to. Keep up the hard work, file early and remember, a dollar in your pocket is two dollars in subsidies taken from ours.

I got nothing. Genie is out of the bottle. The cavalry isn't coming. Smoke if you got em.

Here at HamboneCorp, we understand the value of patriotism and loyalty. It is for that reason we are introducing our CitriVita Flavored Leathers. Delicious flavors and durable too, perfect for bootlicking aficionados everywhere.

The call is coming from inside the house, people.

Apple Deadnamed the Gulf of America and Conservatives Are Triggered Tech companies aren’t moving fast enough for America’s most sensitive politicians.

Bravely fighting the battles that need to be fought.

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TRUMP PARDONS HITLER In what many legacy media commentators are calling a "new low" for MAGA 2.0, newly inaugurated President Donald J. Trump has signed a pard...

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Pecker? When you're a star they let you do it. They let you do anything.

Why do we even entertain this "if you really intend to help" theater, even sarcastically? Why? WHY??? This is a regime, not an administration. The goal of this regime is to rule and to profit from that rule. Why do we pretend there is any capacity for reason? It angers me at this point.

Is anyone else around here seeing what's happening? I feel like we're trying to bright-side the dismantling of the country to maintain some sort of dignified maturity in the hopes that if we don't move, the bad guys won't see us. Guys, they don't respect us, they don't care about the rules.

Naw, canceling is still on the table. It's called class, or at the very least basic human decency.

As we re-enter the Darkest Timeline, I want to assure my handful of followers that the poor tasting sarcasm and gallows humor will continue until we sort this whole of absurdist governing out. So... maybe 2027 if we get any of our shit together? #HamboneCorpCares-ish

Q: Are you capable of answering a yes or no question? Please answer with a "yes" or a "no".
A: I reject the premise of the question.

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Enjoy.

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