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Posts by Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them)

Talk to your kids about safe impact play before they learn it from their AI toys

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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

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“Oh no! I accidentally clicked the unsubscribe link on a marketing email!” - nobody ever.

I would love to see the metrics on how often someone clicks the “resubscribe now” button on the “sorry to see you go” unsubscribe confirmation screen.

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iOS dev hot take: MVVM is just a re-brand of MVC. MVC got a bad rap because it was so frequently misused.

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I’m apparently a Snapchat girlie again

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ITYSL sketch: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life!

ITYSL sketch: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life!

ITYSL sketch: my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become.

ITYSL sketch: my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become.

October 31st November 1st

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This is actually incredibly interesting

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When a family member shares a calendar with me, why do I inherit to their reminder notifications? I don’t need to be notified that it’s “time to go” to an event I’m not attending (but it’s helpful for me to know what my people are up to on a given night)

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But this only works when they send it directly to the protonmail dot com address, not the aliases like pm dot me or proton dot me.

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Almost everyone I know uses Gmail. But I use proton mail. But I use my proton mail email address to create a Google account, which supports calendar. So when someone sends me a calendar invite to my protonmail address, it shows up in my Google Calendar.

Cool! But also, what?

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Man, calendar apps have got to be like the most difficult problem space in the world, right?

And I’m not talking about weird holiday patterns, I’m talking about sharing events and calendars, how to handle multiple platforms and services.

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And the SCALE! Why does the graphic have to be so huge compared to the tiny people in the corner? 🤢

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I can’t even tell what they were going for if not… *that*.

A fist-bump? Is it supposed to be a fist-bump?

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When the business logic is tightly coupled with the UI layer (which is true for most UIKit MVC and MVVM apps), then you can’t switch to another UI framework without re-writing 90% of the app.

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Transitioning from UIKit to SwiftUI is hard enough. It is so much more complicated than “slapping a different UI on”.

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Neat!
But the “business logic” is arguably the least difficult part of building a mobile app. Every app I’ve worked on has been 90% UI code 😕

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One of those weird weeks where I feel exhausted, and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m struggling to keep up, or because I’m setting my own bar too high for myself.

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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

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Here’s my custom stretchy() SwiftUI modifier built with visualEffect(), powering the stretchy header in @brevecoffeeapp.bsky.social ☕️

I shared the code for it earlier in my blog post: nilcoalescing.com/blog/Stretch...

#iOSDev #SwiftUI

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Just two more days until Blippo+ lands on your computer (or switch) in full color.

Get ready for Tuesday! blippo.plus

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This spam needs to STOP! 😩 how many times do I need to respond with “stop” before the messages stop coming?

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The word “Paraphernalia” is the nastiest word in the English language. The word’s definition could apply to pretty much any specialized tool, but we only use it when we talk about drugs because everybody knows it sounds like an STD.

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New York Times app screenshot. List of articles.

Headline: F.B.I. Head Says Note and DNA Link Suspect to Kirk Killing

Headline: Washington Post Columnist Says She Was Fired for Posts After Kirk Shooting

Advertisement: Death Becomes Her. A broadway comedy musical.

New York Times app screenshot. List of articles. Headline: F.B.I. Head Says Note and DNA Link Suspect to Kirk Killing Headline: Washington Post Columnist Says She Was Fired for Posts After Kirk Shooting Advertisement: Death Becomes Her. A broadway comedy musical.

Ad sales are so wild

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Some people take feedback as useful suggestions (whether they accept it or not); some take it as a personal attack.

The latter take much longer to learn anything. Sometimes too long.

I know it sucks but it’s the fastest way to get better.

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Plate of food. In the middle is a fried fish, whole.
Around the fish is lettuce, garlic bread, french fries, rice, and sauce.

Plate of food. In the middle is a fried fish, whole. Around the fish is lettuce, garlic bread, french fries, rice, and sauce.

Love to eat a fish with the face still on

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And this is how I find out that Justice has a new album I haven’t heard yet 🙈
(What a great album, though!)

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Super Mario Galaxy logo

Super Mario Galaxy logo

SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Deno 2.5: Permissions in the config file | Deno Simpler permission management with permission sets, new Deno.test APIs for setting up and tearing down test cases, specifying custom headers in WebSocket connections, runtime APIs in deno bundle, and ...

Deno 2.5 is out —
⭐ Permission sets in config
⭐ Setup and teardown APIs to Deno.test
⭐ HTML entrypoint support in deno bundle
⭐ Runtime API for deno bundle

deno.com/blog/v2.5

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Good luck to all iOS developers who haven’t tested their apps with liquid glass yet. I’m anticipating a lot of customer feedback. Stay strong 💪

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