Half an edible and a 90s romcom starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan 😤😩😜🙂‍↕️

You: girl that sweats
Me: bitch that perspires

Forever chasing this level of comfy coziness

oomf always on about trade this trade that, how about we trade between our nations on sid meier’s civilization vii

RHOBH taglines that would get the principal involved if you posted it to FB in middle school

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 10

Annoying guy at my yoga studio has missed the last two classes

i need a DND setting for my phone that explicitly tells people i'm in a movie, what movie i'm watching, and that i'm a better person than they are because i'm patronizing the movies

Do u think the real housewives’s gay entourages hook up with each other on the girls trips?

In honor of Oscars night, here are the nominee food puns I came up with

a woman in a fur coat says " the label is faded " while holding a cup ALT: a woman in a fur coat says " the label is faded " while holding a cup

Jinx Monsoon famously played the daughter, Little Edie, in her season’s Snatch Game

It’s a look into the lives of the reclusive aunt and cousin of Jackie O (JFK’s wife) in their home, Grey Gardens. They’re a little kooky but in a way that’s truly mesmerizing to me. Some part sad, some part beautiful. 10/10

Grey Gardens!!!

I NEED an outlet to make more shit like this while simultaneously convincing a group of 60 year old women to watch Heated Rivalry

two women are sitting at a table with the words real housewives on the bottom left ALT: two women are sitting at a table with the words real housewives on the bottom left

Pottery class filled up and I had to join the waitlist

a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america

Went to the gym for leg day even though I was really tired

The original story was that the order was determined by a race with all the animals and the rat was first, so not too shabby of a sign 💪

Wednesday

Chinese zodiacs are on a 12 year cycle. 1996 was the year of the rat (same as me!)

Year of the horse. #RHONY

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

Guys grinding on each other during the half time show #gayrights

Kyle every episode of #rhobh S9

why did they make the lisa rinna m&m into an actual person

Lisa BARLOW 💜

a woman is sitting at a table with a cell phone in her hand and a group of people are sitting around her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a cell phone in her hand and a group of people are sitting around her .

Do you think they’ll let her get drunk and mean?

a woman in a blue jacket is saying it 's remarkable . ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is saying it 's remarkable .

Dorinda on my TV screen. Nature is healing

LISA RINNA TRAITOR LETS GOOOOOOOO